Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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Comments (174)
cindykitty 0
That's normal.. Not Fml material
LittleGreenPaola 23
Don't worry, the first time is always a disaster. At least it didn't hurt! Soon you'll become familiar with the situation and, most of all, with each other physically. Practice makes perfect.
vbmg152 19
The first time a girl has sex is usually a disaster! Don't worry, as you mature, it gets better! You need the right guy, too!
AerBear115 15
You might've been too tense :( just relax ;)
glitchez 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If your age is on the clock you're too young for a ****
NeDaroft 5
60 year old virgin
Blahblah9921 4
damn
happyconverse 10
You should have waited to have sex!!
happyconverse 10
Why couldn't you wait to have sex? Sex is a very special thing and should never be taken lightly
fadingaway 17
What must they wait for? She said "finally", so she's probably been dating him for a long time.
doctorhook86 25
I don't know why #73 is thumbed down; he speaks the truth.