Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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Comments (174)
mellb_fml 3
Get used to it! You'll go through a few before they start paying attention to your needs
babyshaft408 8
Haha baby dick
brian_b005 3
Hahahahahaha. That's all I have to say.
SoultheWolf 19
There is more sex then just penetration. Have him play with your clit, grab your boobs, make sure you're completely turned on before he gets inside you. Women don't feel much in sex with the guy's ****, it is the foreplay and playing with the clitty that allows women to feel good.
SeepingSarcasm 7
Well OP, think of it this way, if you didn't feel anything cause he was too small, you might still technically be a virgin. Don't suppose a lot of woman get to have two first times! Practice makes perfect.
peanutfoo 19
F you. That's all I have to say.
Llamacod 11
if there is penetration then she is no longer a virgin. breaking the hymen is not what makes someone not a virgin if it was then many a girl lost their virginity to bicycle seats.
SeepingSarcasm 7
#109- No shit, I would never have thought penetration constitutes loss of virginity! She barely felt ANYTHING, I was insinuating there wasn't any penetration. #43- Why so angry? The bicycle seat didn't call the next day?
Fisheyedfool7 2
Bicycle seat didn't call the next day....lmao good one dude!
SaturnV 25
Perhaps he was being TOO careful? Either way, you shouldn't give up just yet. It takes time and practice for him (and you) to learn the nuances of your body that can be used to make sex enjoyable for you. Although it may be embarrassing at first, try to communicate as openly as you can with your boyfriend. Be sure you are honest also - lying about these things to spare his feelings can result in a negative feedback loop of dissatisfying sex. Good luck!
TheMathMajor 26
Well at least he came. My first time I had to tell him to stop early because it hurt too much.
hateevryone 15
That's going to be a problem.
DazedSiren 5
Welcome to the real world
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well that's better than the intense pain most girls feel their first time having sex. Just talk with your guy and I'm sure you'll both be able to come up with something that works for both of you. At least he was gentle and kind; a lot of guys can't help themselves and they go nuts (pardon the pun) while taking a girl's virginity.