Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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Comments (174)
doctorhook86 25
97: I'm thumbing you down because his grammar is fine. He could punctuate a little better, but the Internet would be a much saner place if everyone wrote as clearly as #73 did.
jayhawkchik 4
You're too young , give it a few more years.
Cheerieful_fml 2
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marramrammar 2
All are not asking the right questions? 1. Have you ever self pleasure yourself? If so you know what moves you, and if he did not get it on the first go around he will not unless steer him on what to do. If he still sucks after you gave him directions then it is time to move on to someone who makes your toes curl! Can not fit a circle into a square peg.
kalbrek009 20
112, lol on the last comment, the saying is actually "you can't fit a square peg into a round hole"...not "you can't fit a circle into a square peg"...roflmao! :)
JBrownie123 24
My first time didn't hurt like people say it should, I bled a bit though. But 25% of women don't hurt when they lose it.
chris20579 1
Either he hadn't had much sex before or he a virgin
LouAMT51B 2
"Ya gotta do what? Ya gotta believe!" -Parappa the Rappa
ulazalde 3
Give the guy a break girl! He was probably just as nervous as you were. Next time when you two wanna make babies, relax, enjoy the view, and roll with the boat. Haha! : )
afairshake 8
The first time is rarely pleasurable to the girl. Honestly it hurts it's messy and unless your guy is way older and knows what he's doing he's sure to get off really fast as you lay their confused thinking did I just have sex. Don't worry it gets better for most people. I didn't look to see if your age showed but I hope you're not underage because of you are I highly doubt you're ready.
xmaximusx 12
Probably all them 4 inch wide monster ****** you practiced with