Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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bjf10 22
Foreplay.
MassiveBerry 9
Warming your ass with a hand dryer?
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Comments (174)
MoxieThoughts 0
I felt nothing the first time too, 6 years later I'm with the same guy and I feel a lot more
FlyingPie 17
That's normal for a first time. I could barely feel anything my first time either.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Thumbed up 73 But.... What if you had a 24 hour clock?
Ducky_N_Ozzies 6
How was it fun n u barely felt anything??
77777771 12
He's thumbed down because of his grammar...
rebelliousshroom 12
It was your first time, and you barely felt anything? OP, you were lucky. For many girls it hurts like hell. First time is just something you have to get through, and then it will get better after a few times. =)
dolceandkabana 1
Welcome to the beginning of your sex life OP. don't worry, it will get better the more times you do it. Also different people will have different shapes, sizes and techniques. The first time is never the best, unless your a dude and all you can think about is "oh snap!" my penis is inside a ******
DJXage 1
seems someone was small XD try to be with a real man u know someone larger then 7 inches then u will feel something lol
kalbrek009 20
103, a REAL man (as you put it), has absolutely nothing to do with size....as for something bigger than 7...usually a deformity or freakish (as most women are only 2-4 inches "deep" but can elongate (stretch) to accommodate double to triple that length but most would find that uncomfortable anyways)...also a REAL man wouldn't make idiotic comments like yours or use the word "then" in place of "than" unless they're not well educated.
lakinre 2
Typical male...
challan 19
Bottom line is, that if it was your first time with a partner and you barely felt anything, then you should do some serious kegals girl. Tighten that little girl (or in your case big) up!
kalbrek009 20
105, I don't see your reasoning with her doing kegals (especially if she was a virgin beforehand)...there shouldn't be any reason to big so "big" down there...unless she had used large toys/objects before being with someone & had caused it to become that way.
challan 19
I think she must have been using something on herself... or just has a large ******. There must be some, just like there are extra large penises. Correct?