Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
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Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
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Comments (91)
ziqi92 0
the last place i expect something like this to happen is in India. no i'm not kidding, cuz my ex-gf is indian. i cant imagine some indian girl drunk and stumbling to ask a sober guy out who'd say yes. (assuming, of course, they're all indian)
dogsteins 0
Don't let that stop you. a drunk woman can be very unappealing.
alfonzo 0
You should have asked him out first.
deliapearl 0
at least you know his standards are low. you should have asked him out too.
Young_Sparta 0
you should have triwed to join them... whose down for a spartan 3-WAY?!!
paramorelover78 0
maybe the drunky and ur guy will not last and ur turn will come :D
dj_walls2424 0
good. who'd want some loser who works as a cashier at a grocery store
EcoDreamer 0
Wtf is wrong with some of you people? "cashier are losers, don't date them" - so a young person has a shitty job? Man, that's really odd. I know I started my first job making 6 figures. Speaking of which, you can't control who you like, it's just how you feel. All of you people saying to "look higher" I bet you're all dating CEO's of major companies, huh? Oh wait, no you're probably not. You're just a little bit higher up the social pecking order and someone higher up could say the same thing to you. "wtf are you doing hanging around a grocery store at 1am? creeper" - because she was trying to get a semi intimate moment with this guy. She wasn't just "hanging" around. She had a plan. "blah blah low standards blah" - if you "choose" the people you like based on things like their title or income, you're a future divorce waiting to happen. "HE has low standards for saying yes to a drunk girl" - maybe he's lonely and she's something to explore. maybe the OP over exaggerated the girl's behavior because she swooped in and stole the guy. There are plenty of reasons for him to say yes without making him a horrible person. To summarize, I also enjoy quickly judging people and condemning them to my judgment.
sexymessy 0
100% agree with EcoDreamer!
dyld921 2
This is why you don't ask somebody out in the middle of the night.