Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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Top comments
spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
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Comments (91)
heyhoe_fml 0
lolz obviously she was much hotter than you.
ocram_fml 0
or since the other girl was drunk it would have saved him the bother of getting OP drunk to sleep with her
UncleverName_FYL 0
this is such a random fml story ...Just as you were about to ask, a random drunk girl just runs in and beats you too it? LOL what?
deadend91 0
Should think twice about him?
greenltrn2003 0
maybe he was releaved that someone FINALLY asked him out. And so what if hes a cashier...at least he has a job
worldjudge 0
just ask him if you like him so much? she is gf now coz she asked first? maybe you are too young to think about dating,
tehukiso 0
I was thinking the exact same thing. She only just asked him out. There's no reason she has to restrain herself too. Dating is about finding someone who matches you, and obviously you have to date around a bit unless you're lucky. They haven't made any commitment to be an 'item' yet.
Foodeater133 0
#17: you can't just break two people up. You get a really shitty reputation whether you do that as a guy or a girl OP: You shouldn't have waited so long. I mean if I was a single guy working and some drunk chick who was hot asked me out I would at least go hang out with her too. YDI for waiting so long. Guys can't read minds.
zargon 1
She asked him out on a date! It's not like they're suddenly in a serious relationship now just because she asked him out on a date. There is nothing wrong with asking him out yourself. If they are actually in a relationship now, he'll inform you, but from the sounds of it, I bet it didn't last longer than a single date.
Foodeater133 0
It's annoying hearing people bash the guy and say shit about how he is creepy or a scumbag. I mean it sucks for her that she waited so long and then the guy ended up hooking up with another girl but what can you expect? People are people and without communication a guy can't know a girl likes him. This is not the guy's fault. Girl's mistake. Also to #24: I just assumed they were dating. If they aren't well w/e but the original situation is still a YDI from me. YDI
zargon 1
OH, don't get me wrong, I voted YDI, too. I just prefer to make sure that people are voting YDI to the correct thing :P
aback 5
At least you know his standards aren't all that high. Go ahead and ask him next time you see him. I doubt that he and the drunk chick are exclusive.
leyalu 0
Go you for being proactive in India! I don't know how it is actually IS in India, but I will say that as a Syrian girl, actually asking a guy out is incredibly >_< Totally fyl. I'm sorry, that's actually really disappoing. T_T
leyalu 0
disappointing**
darkmis1 18
If he's gonna say yes to some drunk, he's not worth it