Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
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spiffles 0
I'm sorry, but I'm kind of dubious about a guy who says yes to a drunk girl at 1am... He seems kind of creepy.
Futt_Buck 0
Someone's getting lucky... and it isn't the OP.
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Comments (91)
Scotticus117 11
i'm really thinking this one is fake, there is no way this is honestly possible, and if it was real then FYL indeed. and are you guys saying if you were in love with someone and they were a cashier, what would you do then? does there job really matter? you're a bunch of materialistic fools! that show's what kinda people you guys are, you'er giving America a bad name, please stop!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
There's been like five of these "I'm gonna ask the guy/girl I have a crush on out but someone does it before me" posts. So i call BULL SHIT. STOP COPYING POSTS!!!!
lolololcheese 0
who ******* cares?!?!
darkmis1 18
If he's gonna say yes to some drunk, he's not worth it
bookworm124 0
Agreed. Find someone with class.
soccergirl15_fml 0
Ahhh. Indian people. Wait I'm Indian haha. Sorry hun. But you shouldn't have waited so long. : / Try again later or something.
nodayliketoday 0
"Everything seemed just right" What? You were hanging out at the grocery store at 1am? Because it's so romantic to ask someone out for the first time right at the end of their shift? I don't really get this. Were you standing by his checkout, just staring at him? Or are you guys kind of close already and you were chatting and stuff? What were you doing there at 1am? Odd. Bad luck though, shit happens. Hopefully you pluck up your courage faster next time - ask him out next time you see him and see what happens! Good luck :)
nodayliketoday 0
Also, cashiers deserve as much respect as anyone else. I used to be a checkout operator and it's a horrible, horrible job. Be nice to your cashier; they're almost certainly having a crappy day already!
xNatsuki 0
You should go for someone with better standards. :)
toolson4056 0
fake
drkwlf 0
Thank you come again.
triplethreat13 0
ok this is sad....not like in a sad way, more of a pathetic way. if the idiot is going to say yes to a random drunk chick, he's probably desperate. either that or he has no standards. he's not worth it.