PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RitaDahhlinnnng
United States
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
shelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Sprinkler
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Killme
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
shitfaced
Sassenheim, Netherlands
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.
superbadd 0
mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D
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Comments (292)
Cinn_fml 23
@Sonnet - No she doesn't. @OP - Well done. Bet that scared him off, unless he's into that of course. :P Or mature enough to realise that it isn't actually that important and you just had a highly embarrassing moment which he doesn't need to make worse.
superbadd 0
I modded this one and the three that follows :D
superbadd 0
mhmm
Cinn_fml 23
Well you'd hope so, based on the fact that at least 50 people per thread feel the need to point out they modded that particular FML... It's not fair to pick on superbadd though, loads of people do it (point it out, I mean). Why do people do this?
superbadd 0
hmmm. now tht I think about it idk y I wrote ir
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough, I was just wondering. I see loads of people do it, and I could never figure out why.
Cinn_fml 23
That last comment was at Superbadd. @Pendatik - It didn't come across as that mean, love the pic btw.
superbadd 0
yeah I didn't come across it as mean either but sum ppl would think it is
superbadd 0
22 ahahaha I love tht song
Bertj 5
hehehe #1 xD
Chrisskiies 0
I wonder why 19 0.o not really lol
Shokz992 0
Is pendatik losing his touch? Because that was terrible... Anywho; I completely agree with sonnet, it's quite easy to imagine she is with her expression >.<
Reptardz 0
#22 ur ****** funny
chillaux 0
classy
bobys36 0
I agree with 18 lol. it looks like your holding your breath and everything.
FrEsHpRiNcE916 0
well atleast that's outta the way!