Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my son was getting ready for a first date. I asked him what he was doing, and he revealed he'd saved his money and bought her a GOLD NECKLACE to show his love. I facepalmed so hard I nearly gave myself a concussion, then told him to put that away until their first anniversary or something. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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TomasT 0
You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.
Good_old_Grim 8
Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.
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Comments (337)
5t3ff1k4h 44
"...in order to ask out the girl of my dreams..." -- That means she wasn't his girlfriend.
aleeh 0
That's so weird. Lose the necklace.
aleeh 0
That's so weird. Lose the necklace.
pinkfreak22 0
wow.....you should have just gotten her flowers or some shit....save the engraved necklace for a one year anniversary or something. if i was the girl in that situation i wud have been creeped out and faked sick to get outta there.
reddwarf_fml 0
baby money can't buy love.......well....sometimes. but thTs a whole'nother topic just charm her with ur sweetness and don't overdo girls are ( cough/choke) delicate, timid creatures and need kindness and sweet talk let's start there so she doesn't run away
gman79 0
holy creeper alert
misterman2 3
You aren't even going out yet... and you bought her a matching gold necklace with your names and the date? WOW you are creepy@
bre_zip_it_up13 11
you brought her a necklace with the date and your names on it and this is the first date i think its ok for you to get your date something LIKE flowers,chocolate or if you two been flirting for a while and you know that person like something that you know you have you can burn them a cd or something but a GOLD NECKLACE..wow and its the first date that seem very...ODD... and then she cancel or you got the date wrong you totally deserve this. shes not even your girlfriend yet AND YOU BUYING HER THINGS LIKE A NECKLACE..it should have been a candy necklace then... LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR SWEETHEART SOMETHING SPECIAL and something from the heart DO NOT GIVE THEM JEWERLY OR ANYTHING EXPENSIVE BEFORE 3MONTHS OF DATING after 3 months fine FOR THE FIRST FEW DATES TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION GET THEM SOMETHING CHEAP BUT MEANINGFUL LIKE CHOCOLATE(IF THEY LIKE IT), FLOWERS(SAME AS CHOCOLATES), BURNED CD AND ANYTHING THAT IS SOMETHING AFFORDABLE AND CUTE
AmbrosiaFan 18
She didn't get sick, she got creeped out by you. VERY creepy.
murph_fml 21
I'm sure she'll love the necklace while you're stuffing her into your van. Be a little less intense, Dr. Lecter...