Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my son was getting ready for a first date. I asked him what he was doing, and he revealed he'd saved his money and bought her a GOLD NECKLACE to show his love. I facepalmed so hard I nearly gave myself a concussion, then told him to put that away until their first anniversary or something. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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TomasT 0
You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.
Good_old_Grim 8
Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.
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Comments (337)
reallymily 0
give it to her when she comes back and tell her she left before you could give it to her. PROBLEM. SOLVED.
tzelsnack 0
Ya ik right...it seems really weird for asking someone out
paintball2012 0
you engraved the date like it was a sure thing? you were really stupid to spend money on that.
dius 0
you suck
Crimsonarmada64_fml 0
This just screams obsession and desperation, dude chill the hell out, no need to get worked up on a first date
teacher411 0
Wow! That would creep me out if a guy did that on a first date...
MadPercussion 0
Yeah this is really weird
slowtogrow 0
herb
teddybear88 6
and the Glinka that it has the wrong date?! REALLY!!!!!?????? if I were her I would totally say no when you asked me out but still tale the necklace and pawn it. that makes me a bitch but it'd better than being as creepy as you
bitharvest 2
I'm guessing she wasn't really sick. Engraved jewelry with both your names on a first date? I would have run for my life! Even if she had known you for a few years, it's way too over the top. And now you're worried about the date being wrong (9/23 as opposed to 9/24 or whatever?) My friend, this is the least of your problems. Ditch the gold and stop being a creeper!