Love: Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By NoConfusion - 14/09/2014 12:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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TomasT 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:11

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 September 2010 12:14

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

Comments

Supernovas_Child 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:03

Especially for a first date, this is really excessive. Tone it down a little, bro.

Supernovas_Child 13

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:05

meow

boycrazy30007 12

Sunday 18 November 2012 1:34

That's actually really creepy......

poncho55 40

Friday 15 February 2013 1:06

WOW, that is beyond creepy. Everything about this FML screams creep, desperate, and needy.

muckluck 8

Friday 21 June 2013 7:38

I know every one is saying he us creepy but hey he's from Canada he's probably just redicilously nice

MrPortalFan 21

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:54

YDI for thinking you guys were gonna get married on the first date. NEVER buy jewelry on the first date. EVER.

SpazzingKpopper 8

Tuesday 3 December 2013 1:19

This isn't creepy at all! If someone did this for me, I love them! That's really sweet.

poor_gurll1198 17

Saturday 21 June 2014 7:32

Honestly i think it's a pretty cute gesture, maybe engraving the date was a bit much but it shows he cares. They say chivalry is dead... Based on the comments i'd say they're right

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 12 August 2014 13:50

That sounds kind of creepy for a first date.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 14:52

Overkill bro, total overkill. That's just asking for the girl to be completely creeped out and leave. What if she said no? Just cos she's the girl of your dreams doesn't mean you are the man of hers.