Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my son was getting ready for a first date. I asked him what he was doing, and he revealed he'd saved his money and bought her a GOLD NECKLACE to show his love. I facepalmed so hard I nearly gave myself a concussion, then told him to put that away until their first anniversary or something. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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TomasT 0
You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.
Good_old_Grim 8
Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.
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Comments (337)
Buheeh 9
I would be freaked out if some guy handed an ingraved gold necklace to me on the first date. so an advise for you, if you want a shot in hell, dont give her the necklace. And if you have to give her something, give her flowers.
Mebekatya 0
I would pretend to feel sick too, and turn around and get a restraining order. a gold engraved necklace just to ask someone out is really creepy, and desperate.
duhastblue 3
Never a good idea to give a girl something expensive for a first date. Why even give her something just to ask her out? That's kind begging to get used, if you know what I mean. She'd probably know you'll buy her stuff and use that to her advantage. Sadly, there are people in the world who do that... YDI
Raheemdplayer 7
The OP was like baby baby baby nooooo!. YDI for being Justin Bieber
dopetasktic 0
on a first date n u got y'all names engraved. ... almost stalker-ish
mpclaw 3
wow. this chick got lucky. run from this freak
mebemadison 0
no offense, but you sound wayyyyyyy too pushy! who buys the person they're seeing something expensive on the first date with it engraved! that would scare the hell out of me! cuz u sorta seem like a creeper when u do that.....
syedlink27 0
you're actually very lucky it happend. you would have creeped her out and thus lost all chances of being with this girl. good things take time.. wait for you're 1 year anniversary.. (if it ever gets that far)
GunReaper 0
first of all. ask her out, and if she says yes THEN buy the engraved necklace idiot!!! what if she said no? your stuck with a necklace that constantly reminds you of how you got denied. if she says yes because you got her the necklace then she's a gold digger. shell say without the necklace if she likes you(probably unless she's just giving you a chance or feels bad for you)
SweptAway 0
why would you buy a gold, engraved necklace for a date? Let alone a first date.