Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my son was getting ready for a first date. I asked him what he was doing, and he revealed he'd saved his money and bought her a GOLD NECKLACE to show his love. I facepalmed so hard I nearly gave myself a concussion, then told him to put that away until their first anniversary or something. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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TomasT 0
You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.
Good_old_Grim 8
Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.
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Comments (337)
raddisease 0
you're ******* retarded.
Spewki 3
That's creepy as hell. Life isn't a romance novel; you try pulling that shit in real life, you come off as desperate and weird. For the record, don't write her any poetry, either. Any woman with ANY sense won't be impressed, they'll just be disturbed.
far_east 6
you must be one sad desperate guy op... she seems to be using you
sakura10190210 0
youre the definition of creeper. you ask a girl out, then buy her a gold necklace AND engrave yalls names on it? what a desperate loser, ******* pathetic
SubjectX 0
you have the retardation
trisha101 0
omg that's wayyyy to creepy! you're supposed to wait at least a year before gifting anything that has both your names on it!
SooShee 0
Send the necklace to 'Dollars For Gold'. They'll pay you top dollar for your unwanted gold jewelry!
JBVL 0
I would be creeped out mate.
GlaoigharAirm 0
First date and a gold necklace? So if I marry you and pop out 3 kids what the hell do I get?
jayemdoubleyou 1
Wow, gold necklace on the first date? That's creepy bro. I would say save that for a one year anniversary...assuming that will ever happen.