Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0
At least you still did it :)
futtbuck101 1
Smooth.
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Comments (131)
DocBastard 40
If she likes The Three Stooges, then you're totally in. Otherwise, you're now just another slobbering doofus who leaves a trail of drool after her in the hallway.
Kingrat3154 4
Bro this gives you a perfect opportunity to talk to her! If you have a class with her start up a conversation and be like 'shit I hope you didn't see me walk into a door back there' and if she laughs bonus. Girls like guys they can laugh with
swimandpolochick 0
Classic
RileySue50 10
Who knows? Maybe she thought it was cute :)
UndeadAfterDark 0
That's something I'd do
perdix 31
Personally, I've always liked it when girls did something awkward in my presence. Seeing that they were nervous around me let me know they were interested, thus stoking my interest in them.
RedPillSucks 33
Does running and hiding count? No? *slinks away*
perdix 31
No, and neither does projectile vomiting, nor any loss of control of bowel or bladder. I'm talking about some cute stammering or klutzy moves. I'd like a girl to have a jolt of excitement around me, not abject horror.
FYLDeep 26
As if your interests needed to be stoked in the first place.
nerdsgetmehot 23
You could have used that opportunity as an icebreaker! Oh well. Just keep trying. Wave at her again next time you see her, but watch out for inanimate objects. Kudos to being brave enough to wave at her. Everyone knows that making any sort of contact with your crush (especially if you don't know them well) can be super unnerving.
sicnesses 6
Looks like you chances *puts on sunglasses* Went down the toilet!!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH! :D That made me laugh so hard. haha OP kind of deserves it though for not looking where he was going.
satph 12
LOL that was smooth! but i wouldn't say he deserved it. he was paying attention to the girl!
p8ntcheck 4
FYL indeed
pie29302930 0
Happens to the best of us. Maybe it made her laugh in a good way.
Spirit61390 0
Hahaha classic