Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ElainaCutsYou 0
At least you still did it :)
futtbuck101 1
Smooth.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
SilverInGray 25
At least she'll think you're fun. Maybe.
lvlcapblue 0
Smooth move, Exlax.
rexgar2000 10
is that your way to get the girls? lol
ajjucool 0
was it the ladies door??
lolman222 0
A bet a wizard put that door there just to mess with him. Wizards strike again!
juanitacor24 0
Lawl happened to with the guy I like ;)
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you walked right up to her and said "That's how gorgeous you are", right? ...., Right!?
RedPillSucks 33
comment bug...
VaanBasch 1
I bet she found that... A"door"able. yay~
perdix 31
How can you like her if you are not even on speaking terms with her? Let's be honest and say you are lusting for her based solely on her exterior physical appearance.
doggiemcwoofwoof 2
Technical much
FYLDeep 26
I just have no idea how he decided that he likes this girl. How could he know her political affiliations, her favorite books, and her hobbies if he's never talked to her? Unless the answer is a bit more shallow than this.
fthislyfe 22
Let's say he likes how she looks. Appearance is the initial attraction. Then you get to know the person and realize if you really like her/his personality too or not.
perdix 31
Ok, #35, let's go with that ;)
stacianichole 2
I had the same thought. He lusts her.
absolutegrrr 7
I prefer the interior physical experience. Mm intestines.
KiddNYC1O 22
There's just something about the pelvic shape of women that attracts us men so damn much!
Bakachu 7
That can be totally true. There's this guy that likes me 'cause I look and am the stereotypical Asian (I'm Chinese). He kind of likes ALL stereotypical Asian girls.. So I'm not sure if I can call that a crush, or an obsession :/
missmurderx 8
31- Unless someone's been Facebook stalking...