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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Monday 24 October 2011 15:58

At least you still did it :)

futtbuck101 1

Monday 24 October 2011 15:57

Smooth.

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Connoredm1 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:10

build up some confidence.

kikiluv 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:41

This seems fake. Everyone posts about this type of stuff. Post something original dude.

yayyer 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:53

Aww

mserrato 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:22

Sorry man happens to the best of us

blair_x 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:49

Aw, that's cute! I personally would've smiled and waved back. Don't be too hard on yourself, OP.

bls5301 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:31

If you were walking down a hallway, and she was walking towards you, how do you possibly run into a door? Its a hallway... A big straight walkway... Unless you like turned for no reason and ran into the wall like some stupid nascar crash... If that happened then the girl is the least of your problems.

iancomings 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:23

i remember the first chick i asked out her mom for som retarded reason claimed she thought i was rapeing her she pepper sprayed me and tazed me then beat me with a metal baseball bat

KenziiLynn 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:30

That sucks, but who knows maybe she liked it and thought it was cute (:

UnicornPoop97 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:38

three years ago i was walking out of class to go to the bathroom. i waved at my friends & ran into a pole. luckily it was padded but a kid in their class saw me and shouted over everyone "hey, ANGIE JUST RAN INTO THAT POLE!" and they all started laughing at me.