Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
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ElainaCutsYou 0
At least you still did it :)
futtbuck101 1
Smooth.
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Comments (131)
Connoredm1 0
build up some confidence.
kikiluv 1
This seems fake. Everyone posts about this type of stuff. Post something original dude.
yayyer 0
Aww
mserrato 8
Sorry man happens to the best of us
blair_x 12
Aw, that's cute! I personally would've smiled and waved back. Don't be too hard on yourself, OP.
bls5301 2
If you were walking down a hallway, and she was walking towards you, how do you possibly run into a door? Its a hallway... A big straight walkway... Unless you like turned for no reason and ran into the wall like some stupid nascar crash... If that happened then the girl is the least of your problems.
iancomings 3
i remember the first chick i asked out her mom for som retarded reason claimed she thought i was rapeing her she pepper sprayed me and tazed me then beat me with a metal baseball bat
KenziiLynn 5
That sucks, but who knows maybe she liked it and thought it was cute (:
UnicornPoop97 0
three years ago i was walking out of class to go to the bathroom. i waved at my friends & ran into a pole. luckily it was padded but a kid in their class saw me and shouted over everyone "hey, ANGIE JUST RAN INTO THAT POLE!" and they all started laughing at me.
toxicangst 2
if it makes you feel any better I'd have thought it was cute lol