Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? " OPs Pa "No. Who's the **** is babe and who the **** are you?"
pieman528 10
Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.
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Comments (63)
wvcheesehead1 9
Maybe try telling your dad to expect the call and give him the correct number. Unless you are afraid your dad may snag him from you for a wild weekend playing hide the sausage... it should not be a big deal.
dontpanic_fml 32
If that's what you do "half-drunk" I'd hate to see you wasted...
abu4u 26
Seriously, how do these 'accidents' even happen??
frappefrapp 5
I've done this before too... So when he text my mom I had to steal her phone and tell hi wrong number
Acik91 26
Wow, that's not a mature solution. As least it seems from your comment that you didn't explain the situation, you just played dumb. If the guy cared enough to actually text you, well, it must've really made him feel bad, as he probably thought you gave him wrong number on purpose.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for getting drunk. But I must say your username is hilarious. :D
Gunnie 24
*Half-drunk
xRezSynn 15
The time when you post an fml is when your dad likes it.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should drink less.
GRgoldfish 19
well that's not THAT bad. I mean unless you weren't supposed to go out then you should be fine
EverdreamOfMe 24
Isn't there another one like this but it's the mom's number instead of the dad's?
madisonnnnn13 11
Lets just hope he doesn't start sexting you...