Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? " OPs Pa "No. Who's the **** is babe and who the **** are you?"
pieman528 10
Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.
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Comments (63)
WhisperSoflty 20
Maybe next time (whether with this guy or someone else) you should ease up on the alcohol. A drink or two is fine, but getting drunk and sloppy is never attractive.
Acik91 26
Am I the only one that finds OP's nickname rather disgusting, given the context?
poccocurantes 7
Electra?
onerandomtask 14
next time pre write your phone number on a piece of paper if you plan on getting sloppy drunk
LolFMLnot 10
OP your name is just wrong in so many ways
billyz77 24
So, did he ask your dad out? Did dad accept? Is he gonna be your new mom?
bReLiNg 18
Steal his phone, when he calls tell him you are getting a new number, then put your dads phone in the couch. That's a typical place to loose one.
ShannyAK 16
If you have his number just call, or maybe call your dad and tell him that you are expecting a call and accidently gave him your number. Or tell the guy you like the situation. Either way it'll get better :)
Adula 14
Getting that drunk on a date is not cool OP. Don't worry there's a chance your date won't call you after vitnesing your drunken behaviour...well unless he was drunk himself. Good luck.
andyyroxx 20
He vas probably drunk, but ve do not know these details too vell. Ah, vhatever.
PizzaRollsss 5
You're missing the other half on that "w" , 23
akiahara 14
Don't be the drunk **** and your dates might be better. Too late, I suppose.
Geary519 20
your dads about to get an awkward call lol