By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
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DocBastard 38

Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.

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Nyx_fml 23

I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

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MiissAshleyy 19

What?! You need to move out and find another place. Someone who acts like that is not right in the head.

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buckdharma 36

Your first night there take a handful of laxatives for ***** and giggles.

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ddlovatolover 23

I doubt there'll be much giggles, just a whole lot of *****.

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Lindz2817 10

Idk about the giggles but there sure as hell will be shit

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Sh3lbs 6

I hope you haven't moved all your stuff in already!

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Sweetpea22 14

Find a new place OP. The home owner sounds like a sociopath. Normal people don't stand outside the door when someone is taking a shit or piss

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kumarina 35

Wait normal people don't do it..... Damn it!

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Thekbking 11

a person keeping the bathroom locked does not automatically mean the guys a socipath. there's a lot of other factors that must be met to be so. the owner is probably paranoid, mentally unstable, drug dealer/addict, or a pervert,

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dragon8277 9

Legally if you are in America that's against the law and you can have him fined for it

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Snide_Sniper 3

23-Seeing as how OP cannot find a place with a non-psychotic landlord, I'd guess he doesn't have the money to pursue legal action. I could be wrong but still......

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MortenM 17

Legally you are allowed to check where OP and the FML is from, before you start showing of your ignorance

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kumarina 35

Actually Belize is in America, the continent...

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RedPillSucks 31

Belize is in Central America, not North America

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tonjean1 5

There are lawyers that will represent you for free. Considering the situation, I'm sure there is a light hearted lawyer out there that would do this. People have lost all faith in humanity...

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SuperMew 22

You should have gotten a contract. If it is written in the contract, and you signed it, then I am not sure what you can do. However, as a landlord he has to provide you with wash facilities and he cannot lock you out of them since you pay to use them. Get the police involved if the contract is already signed and try to break it.

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ReinGF 13

This just sounds so very wrong, I can hear the alarm bells from a mile away...

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TogeBara 12

I think that unless this is a central washroom for all the tenants to use, and you are paying for these facilities, he can't deny you this service. If this room is in YOUR apartment and he has to come in to unlock it for you, then you should be able to fight this in court as you rented the entire apartment and not just the bedroom and living spaces.

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kumarina 35

Move out as soon as you can, because maybe someday when you wake up in the middle of the night he will be there watching you sleep

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