Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out...

By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By timon_n_pumbaa - 11/01/2020 09:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By That escalated quickly. - 28/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML

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By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Sunday 20 October 2013 2:36

Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:40

I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?

Comments

Omniprism 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:25

That's really weird. Maybe continue to look for another place while you stay there. Be careful.

kellyem2 20

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:45

Ok, you need to find your local housing authority or public housing agency and report this. This is a huge violation of your rights and could lead to a dangerous situation for yourself or others. HUD can often step in and deal with this kind of thing, or recommend you to someone that works under the Fair Housing Act to get you the help you need. Also, keep your valuables/ intimate clothing locked up and buy some pepper spray or something similar and keep it on you until you can get out of there.

tonjean1 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 17:07

@70 you have the best comment on this thread! I hope OP returns and reads this!

BriMan83 7

Monday 21 October 2013 11:18

I hope both of you morons come back and realize the OP isn't in the US.

caitlinbblack 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 17:45

Can't you remove the doorknob.? Or get a copy of the key? Or leave the door open?

JokersHQ 21

Sunday 20 October 2013 18:02

I'm pretty sure he cannot do that unless it's somewhere in the contract because it could be classified as a privacy thing. Hopefully you can move out soon!

i8cake 12

Sunday 20 October 2013 20:15

Did you move to a gas station? Is the key attached to some large random object? Good luck finding a new place pronto!

Kathi1992 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 21:41

My tip: go in the Bathroomm every 20minutes for a few days, especially in the middle of the night. Take your mobile phone with you and stay in there as long as you can. I am pretty sure he must get annoyed of this at some point :)