Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Look for hidden cameras. I can almost guarantee there will be at least two, probably across from the toilet and in the shower. Don't ask how I know.
Nyx_fml 23
I bet he just wants to make sure you never run out of toilet paper while you're in the bathroom. That has to be it, right?
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Comments (95)
mk8833 9
If your owner is crazy enough to do that, he's definitely got hidden cameras in your house. You gotta move dude.
nicky255 9
wtf he's crayyyy, I'd say get out while you can
worldclassrager 41
Get a new lock or a lock picking set...either way you have your own place...
mk8833 9
Lol now that's a way to have fun with the situation
sped4me 11
That's just creepy!
That_Wolf_Gurl 8
That's just strange!
Thors_Hammer9999 17
possibly has something illegal stashed in the bathroom that he doesn't want you to find, considering it's hidden in the bathroom my guess is some sort of illegal pornography. You make him nervous every time you go in there because there's always a possibility you're going to find whatever it is. I suggest you find someplace else to live before you become an accessory after the fact.
dinagdotphoto 13
Ok, start waking him at 2, 3, 4, 5 am in the morning, to go pee. He will soon give you the keys himself. :)
M4Multi 2
You were kicked from your own house and your current place is bad? Better call Saul
katina1236 20
Get. Out. Now!