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By ouch - 03/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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By Back to my shell I go - 01/03/2022 04:00 - Australia

Today, I realised that the first guy I've dated in five years has ghosted me. It took a lot for me to agree to go on a couple of dates with him, and I thought they went really well. Apparently not, seeing as it's been over two weeks since he last texted. Self confidence = shattered. FML

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You deserved it 142

By lextoast - 26/07/2015 18:15 - Rwanda

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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You deserved it 2 216

On hold no more

By Ghosted - 01/06/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, a guy I was seeing’s father passed away. He’d told me he “needed time to grieve” and he’d reach out when he’s ready to talk again. This was a month ago and haven’t heard from him. I just saw my Instagram feed containing a picture of him and his new girlfriend kissing. FML

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You deserved it 101

By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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You deserved it 52 193

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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You deserved it 5 396

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 00:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML

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You deserved it 147

FPsLife 5

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:38

Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.

lesb_lv 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:36

If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.

Comments

marty1fc 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:16

you're a bitch

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:24

i agree with #1

lesb_lv 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:36

If he felt her as his gf, he would tell right after his mom had died, not 2 weeks later.

bbfyso 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 12:07

So because they had a few dates he needs to share the hardest time with her...pufff I dont think so

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 20 July 2015 10:56

he could at least warned her why he doesn't have time to talk to her.

FPsLife 5

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:38

Well, she doesn't call him a boyfriend, maybe he didn't think of her as a girlfriend.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:44

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vickiejiang1990 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:37

because of guys like u, this world is a horrible place and this is probably y u can't get laid an hence so horny and getting a bj is the first thing came to mind. dumbass

Imapean19 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:17

If that happened to me, I'd definitely give that guy a bj.

MiLM 37

Friday 21 August 2015 10:53

1) Nothing can be "solve" or even should involve a bj. Not "even" an apology. 2) "like a good girl"? Seriously? That's your definition of a good girl? God, your mind is a little twisted. 3) That's not how you overcome your grief. Not at all.

King_of_Kings 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:46

#6 is right.

EmilyCecile 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:31

ya know, some guys (like you) are such pigs!

yuyo_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:47

i agree with #6

takemeaway_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:01

He was lying.

scott_m319 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 4:42

That's a pretty bold accusation. Care to back it up?

pinkalicious224 7

Monday 25 June 2012 18:31

Who lies about something like that?? Gosh your an idiot.

spazz666 18

Monday 19 November 2012 5:15

Who lies about something like that? A lot of people. Also, care to back up the fact that he's not lying? You know nothing about the situation. Stop trying to defend someone who could very well be lying.