Maybe if OP sucked more, she wouldn't be in this situation.

Pun intended #1?

literally. damn antiflood D:

I'm disappointed in your joke, tsk tsk tsk...

fail.

fail.

woulda been better as "let's not ASS-U-ME now"

she now needs to ASSimilate into a better group of friends....

when you assume you make an ass out of u and me

really now??? why play stupid... it's quite obvious

and the winners of the failures of the year award go to........( opens card) comment number 5 and everyone else on it!!!!!!! congratulations you guys are failures.

doesn't that make you a loser too??

doesn't that make you a loser too??

just... give up

I can't believe you all tried to carry number 5's fail so far lol...

wait.. that was a joke??

The Failure of the Year award went to Justin Bieber! He's been setting a record. This is his 5th year straight!

What's sad is this an FML about Blowjobs. They really missed the point by a few hairs.

I agree, maybe her contact was on the eye of his penis

amen

then said "what are you looking at, dicknose?"

man u said it not me but good one

hahahahaha

I remember watching a porn movies like this!

#111 made me laugh..thats hella funny

Porns have happy endings.

111, you made my night :)

to your profile question it means for the win

what's that called? nasal sex?

thumbs up for the yes dance reference :D

That's great it just made my day!

LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! :D ...yes dance ftw(:

Those darn contacts…

My Sarcas'o'Metre just exploded.

22, you might be the stupidest person EVER. congrats.

way to get sarcasm 22

are bender and fry arguing? :(

nah. I was just jokinz.

Lol, the person who was sarcastic has the user name of "iknoweverything' and the moron's user name is "showmehowtolive". Maybe Iknoweverything can showthemhowtolive?!

Sirin! You havent been on in a LONG time! :O

Boo.

hahahahaha yes

lol u made me laugh

I didn't notice that till I read your comment. XD that made me laugh.

I'm not sure what accent you have that can possibly make "block" and "walk" rhyme.

I'm pretty sure it's an English-speaking accent.

You don't need an accent to make them rhyme.

:0

unless you pronounce walk as it's pronounced... it rhymes

"block"...."walk" yea they definitely don't rhyme, nice try though

The "l" is silent in walk. You don't say "wall-k." It definitely rhymes..

the l is definitely not silent in walk. you don't go for a wak.

ha well that's the American accent for you we actually do pronounce it wak haha I didn't know other people didn't... accents take the fun out of everything haha

Walk and block don't rhyme. Learn how to speak English.

Lets put this argument to rest. Its pronounced WAWK you fucking morons. It is not pronounced WALL-K. bit.ly/lk7x70 bit.ly/knGz3z bit.ly/jfVxEs - In the definition of this, the pronunciation is spelt "wôk". The circumflex above the o is indicative of the AH sound as in "caught". Listen to the audio pronunciations bit.ly/ckiuJf Now listen to this audio pronunciation. LIKE OHEMGEE THEY RHYME! bit.ly/mUHgRF If you look at this online rhyming dictionary under the word block you will see "walk". bit.ly/l78xDz You will come to find in this one MULTIPLE words containing the word "walk" in addition to the actual word "walk". bit.ly/2ZMQf Doing a reverse search of walk I found the word "block" listed. So yes you morons "walk" rhymes with "block". If anyone needs to learn Engrish it is those of you who are too illiterate to realize that these one syllable words rhyme.

HOW STUPID ARE U PEOPLE WALK AND BLOCK DONT FUCKING RYHME. That should be ur fml.. 'Today i realized walk and block DONT rhyme' WHERE DID U PEOPLE LEARN TO SPEAK?