Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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amrik
| 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
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Iknoweverything
| 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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RobynNichole1
| 3
tht sucks lol
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Rocker909
| 0
Maybe if OP sucked more, she wouldn't be in this situation.
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CaptainWrathe
| 0
Pun intended #1?
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shelbygordon44
| 7
literally.
damn antiflood D:
damn antiflood D:
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twirlingqueen4u
| 0
ha
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dasfro
| 2
hey lets not ASSume now!
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instnt1nfction
| 17
I'm disappointed in your joke, tsk tsk tsk...
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mexmelli13
| 0
fail.
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mexmelli13
| 0
fail.
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Psychotic_EGG
| 0
woulda been better as "let's not ASS-U-ME now"
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
she now needs to ASSimilate into a better group of friends....
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hellogoodbye1996
| 6
when you assume you make an ass out of u and me
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msloquita
| 0
really now??? why play stupid... it's quite obvious
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EatnBeef
| 7
and the winners of the failures of the year award go to........( opens card) comment number 5 and everyone else on it!!!!!!! congratulations you guys are failures.
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somewheresomeone
| 0
doesn't that make you a loser too??
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somewheresomeone
| 0
doesn't that make you a loser too??
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brad5150
| 4
just... give up
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BWill9014
| 4
I can't believe you all tried to carry number 5's fail so far lol...
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mightymart
| 5
wait.. that was a joke??
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kona314
| 1
The Failure of the Year award went to Justin Bieber! He's been setting a record. This is his 5th year straight!
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Lennsik
| 4
What's sad is this an FML about Blowjobs. They really missed the point by a few hairs.
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RMC128
| 4
I agree, maybe her contact was on the eye of his penis
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amrik
| 11
you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!
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Mr_Darkside
| 5
amen
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lidemocr
| 0
then said "what are you looking at, dicknose?"
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BAMF519
| 0
man u said it not me but good one
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Shadow4i5
| 3
hahahahaha
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sns_fml
| 0
I remember watching a porn movies like this!
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shaniecerb
| 0
#111 made me laugh..thats hella funny
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sheethapins
| 13
Porns have happy endings.
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Jenna_Tell_Yuh
| 0
111, you made my night :)
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maltron21
| 0
to your profile question it means for the win
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ichikibobivopula
| 0
what's that called? nasal sex?
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nerdchic
| 5
wow
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ultrabroski
| 0
Oops, I dropped my contacts!
Found them!
Found them!
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angel948
| 9
thumbs up for the yes dance reference :D
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StudMuffinXD
| 0
That's great it just made my day!
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bamxitsxandreaa
| 8
LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! :D
...yes dance ftw(:
...yes dance ftw(:
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Takador
| 3
Those darn contacts…
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Iknoweverything
| 29
This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
My Sarcas'o'Metre just exploded.
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annabanananaa11
| 0
22, you might be the stupidest person EVER. congrats.
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benderbot19
| 0
way to get sarcasm 22
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Jenna_Tell_Yuh
| 0
are bender and fry arguing? :(
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benderbot19
| 0
nah. I was just jokinz.
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sxe_beast
| 11
Lol, the person who was sarcastic has the user name of "iknoweverything' and the moron's user name is "showmehowtolive". Maybe Iknoweverything can showthemhowtolive?!
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folfg0
| 12
Sirin! You havent been on in a LONG time! :O
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Boo.
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michaelm1290
| 23
She was simply using her head because losing a contact can lead to a sticky situation
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lolylol_fml
| 5
hahahahaha yes
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mommyhearts2boys
| 0
lol u made me laugh
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RyanMacVey
| 17
:S harsh
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SwaggerMelon
| 6
YDI for making the first sentence rhyme.
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Shayandhearts
| 2
I didn't notice that till I read your comment. XD that made me laugh.
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CateXOX
| 0
I'm not sure what accent you have that can possibly make "block" and "walk" rhyme.
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grumpybarista
| 0
I'm pretty sure it's an English-speaking accent.
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mk58
| 31
You don't need an accent to make them rhyme.
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green_tetris
| 2
:0
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jbsington
| 8
unless you pronounce walk as it's pronounced... it rhymes
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johnnybagodonuts
| 2
"block"...."walk" yea they definitely don't rhyme, nice try though
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hilariexcore
| 0
The "l" is silent in walk. You don't say "wall-k." It definitely rhymes..
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tjarvis4338
| 0
the l is definitely not silent in walk. you don't go for a wak.
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livin_plur
| 0
ha well that's the American accent for you we actually do pronounce it wak haha I didn't know other people didn't... accents take the fun out of everything haha
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Dimercurio
| 1
Walk and block don't rhyme.
Learn how to speak English.
Learn how to speak English.
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sxe_beast
| 11
Lets put this argument to rest. Its pronounced WAWK you fucking morons. It is not pronounced WALL-K.
bit.ly/lk7x70
bit.ly/knGz3z
bit.ly/jfVxEs - In the definition of this, the pronunciation is spelt "wôk". The circumflex above the o is indicative of the AH sound as in "caught".
Listen to the audio pronunciations
bit.ly/ckiuJf
Now listen to this audio pronunciation.
LIKE OHEMGEE THEY RHYME!
bit.ly/mUHgRF
If you look at this online rhyming dictionary under the word block you will see "walk".
bit.ly/l78xDz
You will come to find in this one MULTIPLE words containing the word "walk" in addition to the actual word "walk".
bit.ly/2ZMQf
Doing a reverse search of walk I found the word "block" listed.
So yes you morons "walk" rhymes with "block".
If anyone needs to learn Engrish it is those of you who are too illiterate to realize that these one syllable words rhyme.
bit.ly/lk7x70
bit.ly/knGz3z
bit.ly/jfVxEs - In the definition of this, the pronunciation is spelt "wôk". The circumflex above the o is indicative of the AH sound as in "caught".
Listen to the audio pronunciations
bit.ly/ckiuJf
Now listen to this audio pronunciation.
LIKE OHEMGEE THEY RHYME!
bit.ly/mUHgRF
If you look at this online rhyming dictionary under the word block you will see "walk".
bit.ly/l78xDz
You will come to find in this one MULTIPLE words containing the word "walk" in addition to the actual word "walk".
bit.ly/2ZMQf
Doing a reverse search of walk I found the word "block" listed.
So yes you morons "walk" rhymes with "block".
If anyone needs to learn Engrish it is those of you who are too illiterate to realize that these one syllable words rhyme.
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alliem199521
| 10
HOW STUPID ARE U PEOPLE WALK AND BLOCK DONT FUCKING RYHME. That should be ur fml.. 'Today i realized walk and block DONT rhyme'
WHERE DID U PEOPLE LEARN TO SPEAK?
WHERE DID U PEOPLE LEARN TO SPEAK?