By levi69 - 18/05/2011 16:03 - United States

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Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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amrik 11

you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!

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Iknoweverything 29

This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.

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instnt1nfction 17

I'm disappointed in your joke, tsk tsk tsk...

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Psychotic_EGG 0

woulda been better as "let's not ASS-U-ME now"

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

she now needs to ASSimilate into a better group of friends....

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hellogoodbye1996 6

when you assume you make an ass out of u and me

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msloquita 0

really now??? why play stupid... it's quite obvious

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EatnBeef 7

and the winners of the failures of the year award go to........( opens card) comment number 5 and everyone else on it!!!!!!! congratulations you guys are failures.

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somewheresomeone 0

doesn't that make you a loser too??

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somewheresomeone 0

doesn't that make you a loser too??

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BWill9014 4

I can't believe you all tried to carry number 5's fail so far lol...

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kona314 1

The Failure of the Year award went to Justin Bieber! He's been setting a record. This is his 5th year straight!

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Lennsik 4

What's sad is this an FML about ********. They really missed the point by a few hairs.

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RMC128 4

I agree, maybe her contact was on the eye of his penis

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amrik 11

you should have took his dick and shoved it up her nose!

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lidemocr 0

then said "what are you looking at, dicknose?"

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BAMF519 0

man u said it not me but good one

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sns_fml 0

I remember watching a **** movies like this!

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shaniecerb 0

#111 made me laugh..thats hella funny

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

111, you made my night :)

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maltron21 0

to your profile question it means for the win

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angel948 9

thumbs up for the yes dance reference :D

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StudMuffinXD 0

That's great it just made my day!

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bamxitsxandreaa 8

LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! :D ...yes dance ftw(:

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Takador 3

Those darn contacts…

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Iknoweverything 29

This is the first time I DIDN'T vote YDI. Not that any of you care, but I actually feel genuinely terrible for this girl. And I'm going to make it all about me by making sure all of you know how I feel.

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annabanananaa11 0

22, you might be the stupidest person EVER. congrats.

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

are bender and fry arguing? :(

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sxe_beast 11

Lol, the person who was sarcastic has the user name of "iknoweverything' and the moron's user name is "showmehowtolive". Maybe Iknoweverything can showthemhowtolive?!

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folfg0 12

Sirin! You havent been on in a LONG time! :O

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michaelm1290 23

She was simply using her head because losing a contact can lead to a sticky situation

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mommyhearts2boys 0

lol u made me laugh

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SwaggerMelon 6

YDI for making the first sentence rhyme.

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Shayandhearts 2

I didn't notice that till I read your comment. XD that made me laugh.

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CateXOX 0

I'm not sure what accent you have that can possibly make "block" and "walk" rhyme.

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grumpybarista 0

I'm pretty sure it's an English-speaking accent.

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mk58 31

You don't need an accent to make them rhyme.

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jbsington 8

unless you pronounce walk as it's pronounced... it rhymes

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johnnybagodonuts 2

"block"...."walk" yea they definitely don't rhyme, nice try though

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hilariexcore 0

The "l" is silent in walk. You don't say "wall-k." It definitely rhymes..

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tjarvis4338 0

the l is definitely not silent in walk. you don't go for a wak.

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livin_plur 0

ha well that's the American accent for you we actually do pronounce it wak haha I didn't know other people didn't... accents take the fun out of everything haha

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Dimercurio 1

Walk and block don't rhyme. Learn how to speak English.

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sxe_beast 11

Lets put this argument to rest. Its pronounced WAWK you ******* morons. It is not pronounced WALL-K. bit.ly/lk7x70 bit.ly/knGz3z bit.ly/jfVxEs - In the definition of this, the pronunciation is spelt "wôk". The circumflex above the o is indicative of the AH sound as in "caught". Listen to the audio pronunciations bit.ly/ckiuJf Now listen to this audio pronunciation. LIKE OHEMGEE THEY RHYME! bit.ly/mUHgRF If you look at this online rhyming dictionary under the word block you will see "walk". bit.ly/l78xDz You will come to find in this one MULTIPLE words containing the word "walk" in addition to the actual word "walk". bit.ly/2ZMQf Doing a reverse search of walk I found the word "block" listed. So yes you morons "walk" rhymes with "block". If anyone needs to learn Engrish it is those of you who are too illiterate to realize that these one syllable words rhyme.

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alliem199521 10

HOW STUPID ARE U PEOPLE WALK AND BLOCK DONT ******* RYHME. That should be ur fml.. 'Today i realized walk and block DONT rhyme' WHERE DID U PEOPLE LEARN TO SPEAK?

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