Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML
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Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and my 11-month-old crawled in and then took off with my toilet paper. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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vegetaftw 28
At least she knows how to wash her face.
shutupmichaela 18
she's 1, dude.
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Comments (104)
ReyanaC29 11
I guess you gotta move your toilet
Gho5tk3y 17
If she likes water that much maybe start teaching her to swim.
XBurytheCastleX 25
Dog's mouths are actually very clean. Put the dog bowl back.
kmccain 27
Uhh... no they are not. Have you seen what dogs eat? The only reason they lick their wounds is because it removes the dead skin and that helps it heal faster.
imagineapc 11
My suggestion is bathe your child more often. She clearly wants to be clean, even if she doesn't understand the ways she's going about it aren't the most sanitary.
tigermom_natta 2
My daughter too.
babybobetski 6
Omfff that's worse!
ahsanmasood 4
awwwww thats kinda cute! :D
ulissey_fml 22
When mine was about 11 months old , I saw her dip her comfort blanket into the bowl , THEN dip it into the cat litter, then crawl around in triumph with the unspeakable result firmly stuck between her teeth . Toddlers have a limitless capacity for yucky tricks.
monnanon 13
i have a covered cat litter box which my son (who is now three) tried to crawl into. i caught him rustling his hand in it. this is one of the few reasons i have hand sanitiser in my house and a small bottle that goes where i go. its unreal what small kids get into.
gimmicksz 9
Put a separate water bowl in the bathroom for her? With the door closed so the dog cant get it, u cant just tell her no lol
darryaz 9
It'll just toughen up her immune system. I'm guessing she's your first child. If she was your 2nd child you wouldn't worry about it.