Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML
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Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, I was working on potty training my daughter. She opened the fridge while I wasn't looking and peed all over the lower shelf. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I left the door open while I went to the bathroom and my 11-month-old crawled in and then took off with my toilet paper. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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vegetaftw 28
At least she knows how to wash her face.
shutupmichaela 18
she's 1, dude.
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Comments (104)
Altie 13
Wow, you've got a tall one year old
nannyRayRay 14
Provide her with a bowl of water to do this with, show her the dish and say it is special for her :) Hope that helps/works
nannyRayRay 14
The other thing is remember to change the dog water often so if she does get in to it it's not to gross Best of luck :)
ViviMage 39
Get a filtered "waterfall" bowl for the dog, which is less stale and tends to be cleaner than the simple bowl (algae/mold/bacteria). And lock/wedge the bathroom door shut or put the lid down. It's hot where I am on the East Coast, the weather gods can't make up their minds. Maybe she's trying to cool off!
Heathtastic 10
Face it OP you got owned by a toddler YDI
FlyingPie 17
Water you going to do about that?
Zebediabolical 43
Time to put the dog bowl back down!
angelofmusic113 9
Maybe she's hot...?
Zebediabolical 43
That's sick. She's a ONE YEAR OL... oh. My mistake. Carry on.
mamaflower 23
My daughter does that too!! Or gives her stuffed toys a bath in the toilet bowel. Kids are crazy like that. Always getting into things they shouldn't!
sanecatlady 13
Toddlers have this almost magnetic attraction to water, you should maybe give her something like a big bowl or small tub that can be placed on something just her height with clean water she can play with. As a kid I used to play with toys and stuff in the bathroom sink all the time, at least it was more sanitary. :)
worldclassrager 39
Well toilet water is cleaner than the dogs bowl I bet...