Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
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Top comments
kathuzada 6
Call 911, again
JoshTheMaggot 8
How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?
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Comments (98)
empath 20
Was he wearing his "If you can read this the bitch fell off." shirt?
jjtothemax17 6
Is there any way you can get money out of this situation?
Fuzzidio 2
Yes they can, they can legally sue the ambulance for extra injury
Wood1andcritter 3
Yes, but only the major butt hurt a**holes do that. Unless the paramedics beat the you up its pointless in my opinion
BlowinChronic 18
Why is 20 getting thumbed down? He answered the question, and answered it correctly.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Ain't that a bitch, at least they were already there in case you split your head open or got a concussion. Hope you're okay though, OP. sounds like a shitty day.
ocramavaf 15
judging from their track record so far I don't think them being present would be terribly helpful.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
So one mishap counts for their whole performance in general? Shit happens, mistakes are made. I'm sure the paramedics wanted to make up for what they did.
martin_martian7 11
Head first!
newbiehere99 6
Keep your head up OP. It'll get better soon and you will drop this situation and you won't need to remember it.
denden_mushi 11
Ouch. Sorry op I'm wondering how they managed to do thet though. At least you get free health care, so their mistake won't cost you anything other than a lot of brain cells.
Wood1andcritter 3
Yeah my dad whom has been a paramedic for 20 some years has shown me enough on how they do it and okay if you didnt need to go to the hosptial or if you were ambulatory they might not have used a stretcher even
kriz_allizwell 6
You mean like when your mom dropped you when you were a baby?
prettyinpink03 11
You're a lucky girl with a boyfriend like that. Hang on to him mightily!
SanaSazi 32
Sue!
Covy 3
People like you are what's wrong with this country