FML : Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels....

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Misspoopypants - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 05:00 /

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By jessicasoho | 13

#7506446 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:27

Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7506221 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:12

I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

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By tonyfan00 | 38

#7506221 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:12

I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

azouwa | 26

#7506268 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:51

ha ha ha ha thanks. I needed that.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7506249 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 5:36

That’s a multi-dimensional ... shitty situation.

allie2590 | 30

#7507456 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 8:58

FOR SHAME, MR. PENCIL, FOR SHAME!!

Nina | 31

#7510155 - Friday 28 July 2017 11:13

You knew better and yet you did it anyway. Why?

RichardPencil | 27

#7510588 - Friday 28 July 2017 16:47

Had it just been about the poop, I’d accept your scorn, but the fact that the op did so much to help the old lady and a coworker got the gratitude was transcendental shittiness and needed to be called out!

By ViviMage | 38

#7506300 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 6:45

Where do you work??? A nursing home?

No one brings me underpants at work!

C8H18 | 33

#7506488 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 10:05

Op here. I work at a retail store attached to a pharmacy. I used to work at an electronics store, and I also ran into a similar situation there.

Akitakat | 30

#7507733 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 14:57

Wow! It seems crapy situations tend to follow you like flys on...

By Personguy01 | 11

#7506377 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 8:15

And elderly people say that young people aren't thankful!

By jessicasoho | 13

#7506446 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:27

Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

C8H18 | 33

#7511798 - Saturday 29 July 2017 7:56

Thanks. That comment actually did make me feel a bit better about the situation.

By olga_crvjl | 19

#7506451 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 9:31

Ohh that sucks

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7506580 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 11:44

It is nice to know there are still good people like you around.

By davainone23 | 4

#7507189 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 0:25

I know it suck that she thanked someone else but you did a wonderful thing so THANK YOU

By stayydomii | 21

#7507262 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 1:56

She might have mixed up you and your coworker. sometimes old people do that. I basically excuse most of their behavior until they become rude cunts. Thanks OP for being good to this lady and cleaning her up.

By chickensheep | 15

#7507385 - Wednesday 26 July 2017 7:01

Is your name Samuel Tarly, by any chance?

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