By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
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jessicasoho 13
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Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

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tonyfan00 38
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I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

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tonyfan00 38
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I hope to God she still doesn't drive...

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azouwa 26

ha ha ha ha thanks. I needed that.

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s a multi-dimensional ... shitty situation.

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allie2590 31
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FOR SHAME, MR. PENCIL, FOR SHAME!!

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Nina 32
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You knew better and yet you did it anyway. Why?

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RichardPencil 30
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Had it just been about the poop, I’d accept your scorn, but the fact that the op did so much to help the old lady and a coworker got the gratitude was transcendental shittiness and needed to be called out!

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ViviMage 38

Where do you work??? A nursing home? No one brings me underpants at work!

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C8H18 33
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Op here. I work at a retail store attached to a pharmacy. I used to work at an electronics store, and I also ran into a similar situation there.

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Akitakat 31
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Wow! It seems crapy situations tend to follow you like flys on...

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Personguy01 11

And elderly people say that young people aren't thankful!

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jessicasoho 13
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Misplaced admiration shouldn't weaken the unsung heros heart.

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C8H18 33
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Thanks. That comment actually did make me feel a bit better about the situation.

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Lobby_Bee 17

It is nice to know there are still good people like you around.

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davainone23 4

I know it suck that she thanked someone else but you did a wonderful thing so THANK YOU

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stayydomii 21
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She might have mixed up you and your coworker. sometimes old people do that. I basically excuse most of their behavior until they become rude cunts. Thanks OP for being good to this lady and cleaning her up.

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chickensheep 15

Is your name Samuel Tarly, by any chance?

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