Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
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kathuzada 6
Call 911, again
JoshTheMaggot 8
How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?
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HighlandShadows 48
Our word of the day is "lawsuit."
hapy_pig098 13
Now who you gonna call ? GOHSTBUSTERS!!!!
firemedic841 11
On behalf of all competent Emt's and paramedic everywhere, I'm sorry. That should have never happened. As far as calling for an ambulance, it was justified. Falling off of a motorcycle, even at low speeds can cause neurological damage that isn't felt right away. I'm assuming they put a cervical collar on you and put you on a backboard.
escobar07 10
So now your hurt for real?
meekthekit 6
I feel a lawsuit coming on.
speed150mph 2
haha well living in Alberta too, Im going to ask why you would be riding a motorcycle today. It is winter. bikes so away, sleds come out to play ;)
Bagel09 11
Ha good point, even in Ontario there's snow on the ground. Thankfully , I just put my motorcycle away just in time for winter.
deedoubles 6
Isn't it a little cold in Alberta to be riding on a motorcycle? Just asking.
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
U should sue them =/
HOPPE612 5
sue?
TdReX 5
That's what happens when you go on a bike ride during winter I guess.