Health: Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall....

By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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MGSPOP 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.

SadIife 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.

Comments

momo1972 3

Monday 11 June 2012 0:11

Property damage can be a serious issue when not fixed immediately and correctly

Snackycake 20

Monday 11 June 2012 14:34

Parents:oh my God, did it break? Op:No, I think I'm fine. Parents:Not you, the god damn wall!

beckyp872 3

Monday 11 June 2012 20:30

Sounds like my parents!

Needafarm 22

Tuesday 12 June 2012 16:05

Those security deposits on rental homes can be brutal so i suppose they should have checked the wall, you are replaceable, they can't get their deposit back if there is a hole in the wall.

Numbr1Tia 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:55

Try hitting your head, busting a good hole in the wall, blacking out, and not being noticed for 3 hours because COMPANY had to walk over you to get to the bathroom. And after all of that not getting a "You okay? Want a aspirin?"

nesteremily 31

Saturday 30 June 2012 13:31

sounds like my parents lol

wolfgold2 20

Friday 9 August 2013 17:46

Sounds like something my mom would do

liaRawr 9

Friday 6 September 2013 5:07

I think my parents would have commented on that as well but after they seen if I'm okay :/

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 21 October 2013 2:18

I've seen so many variations of this FML on this website that it's not even funny. It never fails to surprise me how some people care more about a material object than a human being.