By DMStarsky - 21/10/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML
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bigbadtim 7
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Burn, burn, burn, the burning ring of fire.

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liquidSELECT 0
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Your a nice guy for eating it :D your a good guy

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ihavetopoopnow 2

thats why they call it your chili hole :)

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hinchkongfang 0
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Put the toilet paper in the freezer...

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norskchic 9
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sounds like shitty situation? teehee at overused joke.

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Shrike 23
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your vagina is overused

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LiveLaughFML 10

drop it like it's hawt.

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norskchic 9
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so is your butthole 25.

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0
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People on this thread must not like you much, eh?

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rkmepm 16
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That's hot stuff

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zombicidal 11
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its like acid from the anus

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mikeeg 0

Norskchic I wanna get to know you ;*

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bitchslapped22 14

EXPLOSION POOP

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someone235 0
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no i dont think so dipshit

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bigbadtim 7
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Burn, burn, burn, the burning ring of fire.

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Burn baby burn! Anal inferno!!!

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Fire in the hole

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margie2194 12
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That can be your new super power OP you can be "The great lord flatulence" and fight evil villains with your fiery bum hole.

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DrDilllonReese 12
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I can't believe those words were produced by your fingers...

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margie2194 12
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Well believe it. I have an over active imagination

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Daralea 21
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It's not a fire hole yet. If just an hour passed he's still incubating it till it morphs into time bomb.

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satph 12
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16- you deserve a thumbs up!

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Spyingcheeseman 8
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aahh you did the lyrics wrong. very slightly but it bothers me :P

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Aadavis94 25

I can honestly say I sang instead of reading it.

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koekj 6
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Maybe sandwiches will work. They can't be made wrong, I guess. :p

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hinchkongfang 0
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What are you talking about?? Sandwiches??

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13FTW 9

Did you mean ouch? In that case yes. I'm not sure what "auch" is..

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GermanOnslaught 13
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She is from Holland...

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kareltje 17
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Then it would be just Au or Autch ;) But yeah... Painful it is no matter where you're from :D

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13FTW 9

My bad! Didn't check the info, sorry 4. I feel like a douche now/:

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ardencred 7

but she wants to live in America so she better learn how to spell things correctly like Aeutch duh!

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nublets 12

You do realize english is the single hardest language to learn if your not born into it right?

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nublets 12

To 76 btw

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camera123 0

You have big boobs

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Tesaatje 12
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i'm sorry didn't know that, i'm feeling really stupid right now haha

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liquidSELECT 0
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Your a nice guy for eating it :D your a good guy

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ipodlover1995 0

Maybe you should cook from now on...ouch.

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vsat207 0
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Burn, burn baby burn. Haha happens with flaming hot cheetos too.

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XxTooCoolxX 0
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Omg it's you again mrs peanut butter!

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Snafuusmc 12

Sounds shitty to me...

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Can I kill you know?

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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24- No, don't kill him yet. Wait until he makes another "shitty" joke.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Shite, it's supposed to be NOW, not KNOW. Bloody hell, stupid typos.

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every1luvsboners 11

Sometimes you gotta pay the price to eat some good chili. I find having the explosive shits very invigorating. Me and my roommate will go to a buffet and eat uncontrollably just to see who can hold it in the longest. Little does he know that I love the pain and I'm always packing a butt-plug.

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The_Troller 14

If I were you, I'd be careful with those butt plugs. I've heard that if you aren't careful they can build up great amounts of pleasure... Oops, pressure. They can cause a lot of pressure. Or pleasure. Whichever you prefer.

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mrssuarez2011 12
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That.....was very strange.

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a_lenzmeier 11

You don't troll on Boners. K?

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DerekDisaster 5
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You can not limit trolling, but trolls can limit you o_O

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twofirstnames 12
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Your girlfriend sounds like a marvelous cook... Haha

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False_Stupidity 41
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Yeah, a firestorm!

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j_cat187 19
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Let's take chipoltle as an example: Good food that makes you shit blood.

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