Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML
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bigbadtim
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Burn, burn, burn, the burning ring of fire.
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liquidSELECT
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Your a nice guy for eating it :D your a good guy
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ihavetopoopnow
| 2
thats why they call it your chili hole :)
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hinchkongfang
| 0
Put the toilet paper in the freezer...
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norskchic
| 9
sounds like shitty situation? teehee at overused joke.
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Shrike
| 22
your vagina is overused
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
drop it like it's hawt.
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norskchic
| 9
so is your butthole 25.
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FUCKNAMESBREH
| 0
People on this thread must not like you much, eh?
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rkmepm
| 16
That's hot stuff
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zombicidal
| 11
its like acid from the anus
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mikeeg
| 0
Norskchic I wanna get to know you ;*
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CanadianPuckHead
| 4
Burn baby burn
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bitchslapped22
| 14
EXPLOSION POOP
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someone235
| 0
no i dont think so dipshit
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bigbadtim
| 7
Burn, burn, burn, the burning ring of fire.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Burn baby burn! Anal inferno!!!
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Fire in the hole
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margie2194
| 12
That can be your new super power OP you can be "The great lord flatulence" and fight evil villains with your fiery bum hole.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
I can't believe those words were produced by your fingers...
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margie2194
| 12
Well believe it. I have an over active imagination
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Daralea
| 21
It's not a fire hole yet. If just an hour passed he's still incubating it till it morphs into time bomb.
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satph
| 12
16- you deserve a thumbs up!
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Spyingcheeseman
| 8
aahh you did the lyrics wrong. very slightly but it bothers me :P
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Aadavis94
| 25
I can honestly say I sang instead of reading it.
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koekj
| 6
Maybe sandwiches will work. They can't be made wrong, I guess. :p
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hinchkongfang
| 0
What are you talking about?? Sandwiches??
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Tesaatje
| 12
Auch!
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13FTW
| 9
Did you mean ouch? In that case yes. I'm not sure what "auch" is..
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GermanOnslaught
| 13
She is from Holland...
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kareltje
| 17
Then it would be just Au or Autch ;)
But yeah... Painful it is no matter where you're from :D
But yeah... Painful it is no matter where you're from :D
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13FTW
| 9
My bad! Didn't check the info, sorry 4. I feel like a douche now/:
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joemartin4214
| 4
Du leiber!
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ardencred
| 7
but she wants to live in America so she better learn how to spell things correctly like Aeutch duh!
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nublets
| 12
You do realize english is the single hardest language to learn if your not born into it right?
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nublets
| 12
To 76 btw
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camera123
| 0
You have big boobs
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Tesaatje
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i'm sorry didn't know that, i'm feeling really stupid right now haha
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liquidSELECT
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Your a nice guy for eating it :D your a good guy
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ipodlover1995
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Maybe you should cook from now on...ouch.
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vsat207
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Burn, burn baby burn. Haha happens with flaming hot cheetos too.
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N070V3
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so true
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XxTooCoolxX
| 0
Omg it's you again mrs peanut butter!
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Snafuusmc
| 12
Sounds shitty to me...
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Can I kill you know?
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
24- No, don't kill him yet. Wait until he makes another "shitty" joke.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Shite, it's supposed to be NOW, not KNOW. Bloody hell, stupid typos.
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every1luvsboners
| 11
Sometimes you gotta pay the price to eat some good chili. I find having the explosive shits very invigorating. Me and my roommate will go to a buffet and eat uncontrollably just to see who can hold it in the longest. Little does he know that I love the pain and I'm always packing a butt-plug.
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Miss_Attitude96
| 24
TMI.
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The_Troller
| 14
If I were you, I'd be careful with those butt plugs. I've heard that if you aren't careful they can build up great amounts of pleasure... Oops, pressure. They can cause a lot of pressure. Or pleasure. Whichever you prefer.
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mrssuarez2011
| 12
That.....was very strange.
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a_lenzmeier
| 11
You don't troll on Boners. K?
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DerekDisaster
| 5
You can not limit trolling, but trolls can limit you o_O
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twofirstnames
| 12
Your girlfriend sounds like a marvelous cook... Haha
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Yeah, a firestorm!
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j_cat187
| 19
Let's take chipoltle as an example: Good food that makes you shit blood.