You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.

So did the wall get hurt?

My parents did pretty much the same thing when I informed them that my car was rear ended.

"Oh no! Is the car damaged badly?!"

Parents of the year award.

Head injury = 1 or 2 painkillers
Wall damage = $ 500
Do the math...

Did you apologize to the wall?

If the OP is okay enough to go post it on FML then they need to quit whining that their parents didn't baby them.

34- Are you dumb OP may have posted this at a later date and parents should always make sure their child is ok first.

Are you dumb? Sorry

Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up?
but sucks,fyl.

Well it wouldn't make sense if an FML went like "today my dad gave me 100 dollars. FML."

Stuff like that is what makes FML funny though.

6- Well, he usually gives me 200 so.......

21-you poor thing! He's just being a selfish bastard, holding out on you.. You deserve better!

That's nothing my mom broke her door three years ago to her bedroom and yelled I broke it a few days ago because I was ranting how she eaten the last poptart which I didn't do I think my mother is going seanile

Suxs to be you mate, FYL! Hope u feel better.

Hope you stop saying mate in every fuckin post

Ouch. Ouch in more than one way.

4 - Ouch in that soft place where you thought mommy and daddy loved you.

Yes... Say ouch like it's sexy.

Yeah! In your butthole!

sounds like a person problem that calls for a family meeting

Well having to repair a hole in the wall can be pretty expensive...

I'm pretty sure repairing someone's head is far more expensive and the lasting damage could be greater than just a monetary loss.

^ Fixing walls cost a crapload of money. OP would probably just need pills to get better.

People heal, walls don't.

This sounds like something Daniel tosh would do. Run you over with his car and be mad if you scuffed his paint job. lol

9- He would then proceed to make you pay with sexual favors. Jk

Sadly, my parents do that too..

I feel your pain

Wooooww that's so messed up well at least you might be alright!