tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Zora
Bergen, Norway
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
TraumatizedMother
United States
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
anon
United States
Straight to jail
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
My favorite letter is L
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
BadMom
No more bring your kids to work days
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
amiliaroberts123
Raphine, United States
Competitive
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
bcoper
Luzern, Switzerland
Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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DommeAshlee 11
I do that with my nephew all the time. Little shit likes to cheat at everything.
KittenQuinn 6
Those little suckers are competitive!!
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KittenQuinn 6
Those little suckers are competitive!!
evilscorpi 29
who argues over tag?
AKGirlinSD 20
Obviously the person who wrote the FML post and the kid. Some people and/or kids are too competitive which sucks because they will never truly know how to have fun and realize it is just a silly game. It's nothing to get worked up over.
JenkJenks 6
You can't triple stamp a double stamp!
94yhy 8
What a horrible person you are. I want to assume the six year old was right.
hippo1234 19
Horrible person seems a little extreme....
94yhy 8
Re-reading my comment, I realize I was a presumptuous jerk. Don't know why it sounded funny when I thought of it.
AKGirlinSD 20
^You worded your first comment odd but I get your point. Just let the kid win so he/she feels good about themselves. It's not a game of life or death and OP should have just let this kid win (no, it isn't always the right thing to do because we don't want any kids thinking they will always be right, win, or have it their way). I think that's what you were trying to write.
DommeAshlee 11
I do that with my nephew all the time. Little shit likes to cheat at everything.
ComoEsJuan 24
#4, little kids have this awesome capability of making arguments damn near a plague of constant loss. My four nieces will argue until they are blue in the face, just to prove me wrong, that Minecraft does not suck..
DommeAshlee 11
Oh i know. My nephew argued for days that he wouldn't eat peas because they were the green giants poop. Only thought that after seeing a goat at the petting zoo. I don't think he is completely convinced otherwise yet.
rockfreak333 7
But minecraft does suck....
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, the fact you choose to Argue with a child, doesn't exactly advertise your maturity level. :p Let it go, I'm thinking your ego should survive this...
MrSassypants 34
Not necessarily. OP could have been showing how mature he was. The argument could have went like this: OP: "Do to the fact that this is freeze tag, you had to halt when I had tagged you until I have tagged all the other children or they have tagged you, making you defrost and become mobile again. Due to you being mobile at all times, you have broken the rules. Since I can't punish you for it, you are indeed a cheater-cheater, pumpkin eater." Six-year old: "Shut up, Doo-doo head!"
Dracoboxer357 36
19- Lol, well if you put it that way, perhaps Op was being mature about how he/she dealt with this. Maybe I just read too much into the word Argument, where I was comparing it to Discussed, or Explained. :)
3rdbass 9
If it means that much to you, then you won. You won,OP.
sblack76 3
Show no mercy.....6 years old is old enough.
TheElBurrrito 21
Said every pedophile, ever...
RedPillSucks 33
Damn! OPs not having sex with the 6year old. At least, that's not what I thought "playing tag" was all about.
Nath1G 4
No tagbacks, right?
gracehi 33
Well yeah, tag is some serious shit, just like Dora the Explorer.
Tempest151 11
You're a monster!
karlcolt45 19
I got you! NO NO I YELLED TIMEOUT!