Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
sarabellekitty
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Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Karly
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Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
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bakateus 10
if my wife fell asleep I wouldn't feel bad.... I would chamge the hole...lol
Ksweety_fml 27
Because he was into it girl. It must turnt him on more.
mooman36 15
Hmm most of these are saying he must have been really bad, which it sounds like he probably is. But how did he not notice? Whilst you are having sex you are as active as you are when you are asleep...
TrinityNevada 11
First Thought: did you mean to say you PASSED out (as in drunk/coming down from a high) or you fell asleep? I didn't do a lot of effort into my lovemaking with several of my exes because I really didn't want to do it. I just wanted it done yet and I was pretty clueless about foreplay. In self-defense, I was about 15 and my parents were known amongst teachers and other parents for being the strictest. I couldn't even go to the local Health Department (for condoms) without someone snitching me out to my parents Actual point: maybe you put very little effort into it when you're awake OR, maybe you faked sleep to get him to stop and he didn't care. Unless he aws on or coming down from drugs, he's an uncaring asshole. Sleep is NOT consent
horneyhic 15
Falling asleep midway threw does not make it rape either
thedeadmen 14
Her name is SLEEPY HEAD on fml its her fault
jrock9093 18
I do it a lot if I'm sick so don't feel bad I thing a lot do
steffidallasbfl 16
I think you need to add some fun and love to your sex life op.!
PieGuu 14
Time to add some spice to your relationship.
Kaylee_Knudsen 19
He probably chose not to notice cuz he wanted it that bad.
squidgy787 22
It's a possibility that OP's boyfriend didn't notice because she's one of those girls that just lays there during sex; a dead fish. I like being an active participant, switching positions, and trying new things. Maybe be on top, next time , OP. switch it up. little.