Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
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Comments (150)
limabeans101029 20
Unless you were either really tired or totally wasted, you probably need to work on your communication skills in your relationship. If he's not doing a good job in bed, tell him where he's going wrong! Plus if you fell asleep you can't have been doing much- don't make him do all the work. :)
RidingCJ 17
stroke game so weak
mattman1 7
clearly he's used to you being a dead fish. no sympathy on that one.
dangousity 21
Had sex, don't care
kdm_km1 19
still counts
tourdeforce 6
Sleepy head ha~~
ruckfules85 34
If he didn't notice them damn that's a statement bout how you do usually
trickmick12 11
I will **** you.... UP!
missbitch1993 7
That's saying something. Either you need to spice things up in the bedroom or he seriously sucks in bed o.o
Pariswilliams 4
Wait, then how'd you know he didn't notice if you were asleep? OP