Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
sarabellekitty
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Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
bandeek
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Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Karly
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Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
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Comments (150)
CommanderZooJob 8
Sounds like quite the sex life you two have in the bedroom! Perhaps time to tune the weed wacker action into a Apache chopper?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
personally I feed of moaning,, if you're quiet it's boring sex
kyu_Q 19
if the guy/girl is not doing anything to make the other person moan, it's boring sex
Grand_Cookie 21
I know what'll keep you up! Electric nipple clamps.
thestrangedude 10
Well it's better to fall asleep whilst having sex rather than waking up to find yourself having sex.
kelseythompson 27
Unless you're into that..
gimmicksz 9
#25 unless ur waking up to a stranger...now das a wake up call (to 911) :P
Deezknutz 8
Apparently the motion of the ocean wasn't enough.
kyu_Q 19
it was more like lake placid
CrazyManNo9 29
I vote "lake placid" as the very best answer EVER!
The_Paladin 16
he probably noticed but didn't care...
sjonnemans 3
or maybe he just didn't care? you might wanna try a bit harder to please your man
sammyjanette 17
It's obvious that op's man doesn't care about pleasing her if he doesn't care whether she's awake or not during sex...
CrazyManNo9 29
The point was that she was so uninvolved that no one could tell the difference whether or not she was awake or asleep....
yukumariooo 11
Maybe he gets off harder when his victims- I mean partners are asleep. wouldn't be the weirdest fetish out their...
phatdaddy62 23
Are you that lame of a ****?
Norris_FTW_77 9
Remember: you can tell him "harder" and "faster" but never "deeper".