Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
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Worn out
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Snooze fest
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Tupelo_Honey 30
Might be time to spice things up in the bedroom, OP!
killerclowns 8
How could that even be possible?
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Comments (150)
vuduguru 5
well it obviously went that good for either if you, you should look into things to spice things up, you know fantasies and what not
king195 4
wait.. while you guys were having sex? he needs to step up
jhs578650 9
@122 I think she is the one who needs to step it up. If he didn't notice that she was sleeping it is because she doesn't move much when she is awake. No one likes a starfish.
Raykyogrou03 12
and here comes the big doubt, did you come in your dream or irl?
lanco_fml 10
change it up..either position our partner
Aimee1331 9
awww :(
imber_xp 10
Either you had a long day or he's really bad... I hope it was the first one.
graffix1976 1
You must be dead fish in bed for him to not even notice that you were asleep.
831curmudgeon 7
Since you are both clearly terrible at sex, it would suggest you're a good match, so why should we sympathize?
wafflefriez91 17
It doesn't mean they are both terrible. I fall asleep and my sex is boring because of my bad digestive health and i have a very low sex drive. Trying to get it figured out at the dr though.
briangarnadi 19
LOL sucks to suck
angelamarie2396 3
Your boyfriend must have a small penis