Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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lexii29 0
hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..
dwights 0
Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"
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Comments (125)
nosympthy 0
The only thing that could have made that better if you said that you were a guy and your teacher was a guy and your straight... allegedly.
_Elizabeth_ 0
Don't fall asleep in class anymore? Must have been embarrassing. Hope s/he was hot.
Jareth_fml 0
Hahahah, then what happened?! Did you know that you talk in your sleep?
trucanadian 0
Assuming that what your saying is actually true, i suggest have sex or masturbating at least once probably twice a week to stop this from happening
Sir_Naff 0
Sextracurricular?? Hahaha. That's a good word. =) Yeah dude that's no fun. I've fallen asleep in class before but never like that lol.
PureGold 0
Awkward!!! Everyone must have been giggling SOOO hard haha. Then they probably told all their friends about it when they left class. Tough break xD....now you know not to fall asleep in class lol.
RoldGold38 0
where'd the teacher go?
LaLaLaurenn 0
thats rough. lmao. sextracurricular.... sexting... any word is better with sex in the beginning... same with the fortune cookies "...in bed." hahahhaa
Mr_Awkward 0
WOW! dats crazy!
meliese 0
seriously though i really want to know where s/he went....