Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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lexii29 0
hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..
dwights 0
Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"
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Comments (125)
kruknena 0
awesome dude lmaoo
amrik 11
say u dreamt they pushed u off a cliff
dani212 0
is s/he hot? are you a boy or a girl? I know I have a massive crush on my history teacher and this sounds like something I would do. yay for not falling asleep in class! it would probably be embarrassing for me though cause I think he's hot but my friends don't really think so. they think he's just kinda cute and that's it.
isabel22 0
Is she/he at least HOT!(:
SleepOnStones 5
Had I been in the classroom, I would've recorded you sleeping and posted it on the Internet. It would have been much more interesting to find out that way, don't you think? :D
RainbowStalin 0
Kinky. ;)
backoffahole 3
lol
audiophileMom 11
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...*sing*
shanniemac 2
Holy awkward...
prego_05112012 10
I wish I could "like" this...