Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Typical teacher.
brianjman14 23
Funny how hypocrisy works. Don't give detention. Just wake them up. YDI for falling asleep.
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Comments (140)
Calyx_fml 22
Give yourself detention.
nevasurprised 0
Are you going to detain me? :)
ladyLALAA 29
^^creepy
marcranger 29
I get that teaching the same material over and over again can get dull quickly. But I'm sure there are coffee shops in Germany, so YDI for not getting caffeinated enough to plow ahead anyway.
MikeyFilth13 0
serves you right hyprocrit!
MikeyFilth13 0
serves you right hyprocrit!
nevasurprised 0
Filthy Mikey, first of all learn to spell, or invest in a phone with autocorrect.
rhettsn 0
You submitted yourself to this. You messed up, and released that to the public. Stop defending yourself every time a commenter you're never going to meet puts you down. It's all in good fun, so when you do this it just makes you look pretty immature, especially for a teacher.
ChaosAngel17 14
Coffee; it saves people from situations like this.
bubo_fml 11
Why detain someone for sleeping in class? Wouldn't extra time sitting in a classroom serving detention just exacerbate the problem?
wriptidez 0
maybe you are anemic?
sxdryv 14
I say those that u gave detention already now have one credit of a "get out of jail free" card.
whorehey623 0
this is why I dislike teachers
nevasurprised 0
You should thank a teacher for giving you the ability to write such nonsense.
ladyLALAA 29
Reeow OP
astralvagan 20
Kinda makes you a hypocrite though, doesn't it...... Maybe you'll be a little more considerate in the future