FML : Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she...

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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 January 2011 03:44 / United States

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By jaeyuuji | 1

#1988154 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

By gozar_fml | 1

#1988158 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:10

Orange cats are the best!

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By jaeyuuji | 1

#1988154 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

jaeyuuji | 1

#1988242 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:21

I'm not OP.

I_R_Genius | 3

#1988248 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:22

Ah gotta love those gingers, they will rule the world one day. Gingers will dominate all who oppose them.

marinus_fml | 19

#1988591 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:10

dear moderators, I do not intend to break the sites rules, but I find this YouTube video very appropriate on the debates, and pretty funny. If this breaks the sites rules, please delete this comment without putting a warning on my account. If the link is appropriate, please delete all this other bullshit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b789s7TEuUE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

coolkid_matt | 11

#1988605 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:16

OPs daughter is a bitch!

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#1988665 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:49

You're gorgeous. *O*

marinus_fml | 19

#1988675 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:55

thank you =O

babyyappld | 7

#1988681 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:58

OP's daughter is an ungrateful bitch. don't get her a new cat she should be happy she got one in the first place

CitrusGirl | 0

#1988807 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:34

Ground your saughter for being a bitch. Honestly, if you believe that Gingers have no souls you must have been dropped on your head many times as a baby.

mtrench98 | 0

#1988937 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:16

**daughter

Cyosaric | 0

#1989021 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:49

My asshole is itchy.

thefriendlyc | 0

#1989193 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:01

fingers will never rule the world because they're going extinct.

11wanda11 | 6

#1989250 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:44

nice

clothesoptional | 0

#1989254 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:46

Hahahahahaha I <3 You Australia!

REFLEXED | 7

#1989291 - Thursday 20 January 2011 04:06

Don't get the bitch a black cat lmao

zoraman5 | 3

#1989309 - Thursday 20 January 2011 04:12

Let's grusemly torch and incinerate the foolish young child with much pleasure.

Mokiikom_fml | 8

#1989633 - Thursday 20 January 2011 05:50

Moderator, why do you show up in the thread to mention the link is okay, and yet you do nothing to clean up the filth all over the place of people replying to the first post with completely unrelated comments. Most of the comments in this thread are attention whores replying to the first post only to be on top of the page. It's not only ridiculous, it's also against the site rules. So please don't let this slide. (I don't mean the comment with the link specifically, I mean the pointless 'replies' to the first comment that aren't really replying to it, most are just attention whoring.)

Sirin_fml | 46

#1989682 - Thursday 20 January 2011 06:07

Please point me to the site rule against this? If you mean the out of context rule, then technically your own comment violates it since it's not related to the FML. Thread hijacking is more discouraged than forbidden, annoying as it is. Anyway, you used the word 'filth', so I can't really take the complaint too seriously. Sorry!

Mokiikom_fml | 8

#1989787 - Thursday 20 January 2011 07:00

Attention-whoring comments (made just to appear higher in the page, and not much deeper in meaning that writing "FIRST!!11!") are "filth", since they serve no purpose and merely dirty up the page. What shocks you so much with that simple word? If you refuse to do the job you're paid for as moderators, at least don't get all defensive and attack me instead. My comment is relevant in that it is pointing out the infractions. And by the way, if you ban me for saying the truth you'll only prove that this site doesn't enforces its rules and is also unfair to the minority of members who do follow the rules.

Sirin_fml | 46

#1989809 - Thursday 20 January 2011 07:09

Since you want to be so well-versed in the commenting rules, how about you read the final paragraph? The moderation team is fully aware of its mandate, thanks very much. Whining about attention whores, and implying we'll ban you just for being irritating is frankly beneath contempt. Please find something else to moan about, or lighten up. End of discussion.

BWill9014 | 4

#1989823 - Thursday 20 January 2011 07:14

Mok calm your balls down dude just calm them down just a little bit man/woman.... seriously

LittleMissSusie | 0

#1989848 - Thursday 20 January 2011 07:45

If anything, they should ban you on the premise of bad karma and unsportsmanlike conduct. And I bet now you'll probably cite some rule that doesn't exist to call me out on my outrageousness!!!

KaySL | 24

#1989895 - Thursday 20 January 2011 08:20

Pretty sure there's some unspoken rule about not being a raging fucktard, Susie.

Acousticpixie14 | 6

#1990184 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:19

If you're going to complain about something to the moderators, how about you do so by contacting them instead of filling up the comments with your whining? Sounds like a good idea to me.

USAF_girl | 3

#1991231 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:28

gotta love south park!! lol

Severn_fml | 0

#1991333 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:22

Why do you people try to fight Sirin or other moderators. I mean you'll lose bad, because Sirin is badass

soxboy15 | 1

#1993812 - Saturday 22 January 2011 01:44

Damn soulless Gingers.

WOW_BS | 0

#2000695 - Monday 24 January 2011 03:18

this^

ramirezlmt | 0

#2009764 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 06:40

Does oranges have souls? Not ....but the fruit? not the man and man but the nvm. If you have raised a airhead, don't let them watch south park. Keep the cat and name it Garfield! Garfield will eat her if she's bad. This made me LOL I'm sending it to all my ginger friends.....well friend hm

zendaddy0 | 0

#3156689 - Monday 22 August 2011 05:28

Oh god what has south park done

puppytaco64 | 8

#3417814 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 02:39

292, win, and South Park has educated viewers about the enemy (gingers)

michelleJ11 | 25

#5673663 - Saturday 14 September 2013 10:41

310, what are you saying ...?

By stephyhull | 4

#1988156 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:09

wow :|

juliahockey | 0

#1989095 - Thursday 20 January 2011 02:22

that is really rude.

stephyhull | 4

#1989934 - Thursday 20 January 2011 08:45

I know how ungrateful! :(

forever2life | 0

#2899011 - Friday 15 July 2011 05:59

I'm sorry for op, but they deserv it for raising a heartless bitch

baden18830 | 5

#3246001 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 11:48

yeah. no more gifts till she can be less of a bitch. and redheads are hot :) just wish ppl would stop thinking they sound so cool saying Ginger instead of redhead.

binger_gitch | 12

#5895715 - Tuesday 25 March 2014 09:08

I know how it feels to be called ginger. It doesn't make me angry but it's rude.

By gozar_fml | 1

#1988158 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:10

Orange cats are the best!

SluggerJ | 7

#1988641 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:39

yeah Orange cats = Garfield my favorite cat

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1988860 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:56

my cat simba is orange :) well... brownish orange and some white. he's so fluffy!

Life_is_FML | 22

#4762790 - Thursday 2 August 2012 08:48

My cat Sparkle is orange. She is an alien cat. She is so flipping weird.

JFloUnknown | 24

#5482887 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 11:47

123, My orange cat is also named Simba..

BeautifulChaos27 | 37

#5805101 - Thursday 26 December 2013 01:16

That's not an orange cat, that's a calico cat...

rachelthelime_fml | 29

#6666322 - Saturday 6 August 2016 08:55

Mine was called Scooter :") Sadly he's no longer with us though

By MyLifeSucks_You | 8

#1988168 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:11

GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!! (If you don't get the ref... can't help ya...)

KatieKhaos | 0

#1988377 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:00

Lmfao, i got it :D That guy totally overreacted :3

lovexbox | 8

#1988419 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:11

Lol :]

NeilGnR | 0

#1988547 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:55

He didnt over-react at all. you try growing in school as a ginger. it f*cking torture!

DropDead77 | 11

#1988578 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:04

I doubt the cat has freckles, therefore it's a daywalker with half a soul :D

lunargh | 7

#1988684 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:59

Daywalkers don't freckle, they tan.

HiccupAstrid | 0

#1988741 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:14

Wow that's real nice! Just leave CopperCab and all red headed/furred people/animals alone!

authorkid | 2

#1988782 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:22

I dont have any issues with being a Ginger....I mean, my brother kicked me on kick a Ginger day but that's it

CitrusGirl | 0

#1988815 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:36

Here's my thing: it's not south parks fault. it's the fault of idiots who actually take that stuff seriously. And I get the reference and that kid honestly needs some therapy.

whoisthisgirl | 4

#1988873 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:59

yeah omg, being a red head and not even a Ginger sucks in school. it's mostly middle school. I hated it. but I don't really have freckles on my face just strawberry blonde hair. I'm really white though :( I don't tan..

_Vamp_ | 3

#1989163 - Thursday 20 January 2011 02:52

Hey, I'm a Ginger cat!!.................... ^ ^ ( . .) c(”)(”) and I sad now

maybeeiwill | 11

#1989953 - Thursday 20 January 2011 08:57

77, u deserve it for liking to laugh at others misfortunes. My gingerness is my strength!!

angel55033 | 12

#1991788 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:51

looks more like a bunny

DearLar | 0

#1993584 - Saturday 22 January 2011 12:29

im a Ginger(:

kyle1991 | 0

#2005963 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:02

being a Ginger in middle school was hell, then they got scared of me, and now they respect me. my hair isn't strawberry either, it's bright fucking red

lindsaylu98 | 0

#2221166 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 04:41

it is!!!

kate_13_beast | 7

#2639162 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 10:31

I just got out of middle school and it was a living hell. I was tortured for 3 years for being a Ginger. There's nothing wrong with Gingers!!!

skizza_fml | 3

#2671547 - Monday 13 June 2011 02:25

I'm ginger I never got any trouble from it well I'm strawberry blonde actually but close enough

rebekahah | 7

#2939288 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 07:00

I'm Ginger. getting through middle school being Ginger wasn't hard at all, you just have to joke about it and not take things seriously. :)

ThuNDeY | 23

#6207762 - Friday 20 February 2015 04:41

I stopped caring. The way I see it is I don't have to look at myself so my appearance is not my problem XD

By annadorkable | 0

#1988170 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:11

This made me LOL.

tigerbander80 | 0

#1990378 - Friday 21 January 2011 12:53

bahaha same(:

steelbubble | 0

#1991484 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:33

boobs

n3rd43v3r | 10

#4253081 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 07:46

Really? Because it caused me to bawl, quite terribly actually

By sikkar | 0

#1988195 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:14

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mellanslag | 0

#1988328 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:43

rescue animals are always the way to go

eddieyes | 0

#1988389 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:03

you are cheap! animals in the shelter need more help

SeasonedLemur | 5

#1988422 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:11

Hey fuck you sikkar!

truthinlies | 1

#1989063 - Thursday 20 January 2011 02:13

fuck all of you hating on orange haired things

monkeyinsilk | 7

#1989266 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:52

shelter cats are the BEST!

By nayeli760 | 0

#1988204 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:16

Hahahaha wow. I suggest you get a new cat, or convince your daughter that the cat has a soul. See which one works out for you.

devileyekill | 0

#1988660 - Thursday 20 January 2011 11:46

straight up. I can't believe people still think that.

macskapingvin | 0

#1988893 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:03

Or get a new daughter.

CitrusGirl | 0

#1988897 - Thursday 20 January 2011 01:03

Or don't. If I was OP I'd go with it. Tell her that she bought the soulless cat to keep an eye on her.

TheDrifter | 23

#1989558 - Thursday 20 January 2011 05:15

No kidding, a daughter that hides in her room instead of constant whining and begging for money? Keep the Ginger cat op.

magnetic_aura | 26

#6067749 - Thursday 18 September 2014 07:14

Don't get a new cat! Shelter cats have it hard enough. OP's daughter will love the cat and use it as an opportunity to correct her "ginger-phobia"

By Skodos_fml | 0

#1988208 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:17

Gingers have Souls!

By ydi_4_suking | 20

#1988211 - Thursday 20 January 2011 09:18

Dumb kid. Get a white cat. Not a gray cat. For some reason all the gray cats I've had are just dumb.

ReginaFalange_fml | 13

#1988460 - Thursday 20 January 2011 10:29

you mean.. instead of the grey guy?? Ya, awfully racist alright..

fthku | 13

#1988852 - Thursday 20 January 2011 12:55

Just what is your definition of "Iraq(i) looking guy"? OP your daughter is fucking weird.

meowcow | 3

#1989086 - Thursday 20 January 2011 02:20

who is dumb when you're the one thinking an orange cat is grey?

fthku | 13

#1989247 - Thursday 20 January 2011 03:44

You are, meowcow, for not realising the guy basically said was "Get a white cat, but (and this is COMPLETELY unrelated to OP's cat) be careful not to get a grey cat, as there a difference between those two" .. BASICALLY it's what he said. Yeah, so don't call people dumb, dummy.