Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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null_fml 11
Favourited for the "Dreamworld" and "Lectureworld". I like seeing a bit of creativity here for a change.
perdix 31
(My first attempt at this comment seems to have disappeared. Sorry if it's a double post.) Oddly enough, your professor is going to be laughing in Gradeworld and you will let out yet another prolonged, creepy groan in Failworld. Enjoy your never-ending stay in Parentsbasementworld.
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Comments (67)
irelandeyes89 0
LMFAO omg thats so funny, i hate when that happens though lol ive done it a couple times. thats what happens when you have a full time job & go to school full time!
blastvortex 4
You're supposed to study your eyelids in the back of class, dood.
xApril 0
Yeah that is weird.
citygirlnomore 0
PAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA
Sexy_bbz69 0
it was a lecture not a seminar. and he can dormir due to being all brainy mmm.feathers.
aback 5
I favorited this. :D
Jonathan33 0
Dreamworld: "hahaha, omfg that's so funny, you should be a comedian guy!" Lectureworld: "uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuurrrrrrrrrr" *queef*
LaPrimeraSombra 0
Just.. Epic!
lickmyjock 0
I hope you are a girl OP
bromdrum 0
ha! made me laugh. pay attention in school dummy!
I_lost_the_game 25
I really hope you didn't put YDI for that reason.