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Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML
Why would you puke “out a window” of a place you rented? Anything wrong with the bathroom?
Dude that’s what toilets are for.