By Anonymous - 8/9/2020 14:01

Geyser Söze

Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML
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By  samomaha  |  17

Seriously? You puked out the window. How is that you are so immature? Either that, or alcoholic. I wouldn't have given you dirty looks, I'd have kicked you out of my business.