Flirting Advice: Breaking the Ice - FML

Flirting Advice: Breaking the Ice

By FML Approved - 27/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:07

I'm betting he was one of those kids that would burn his hand on a hot pan, and then try again a few minutes later to see if it was still hot.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:07

I'm betting he was one of those kids that would burn his hand on a hot pan, and then try again a few minutes later to see if it was still hot.

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