Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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Lalala579121 28
Why didn't you use Alohomora?
Tripartita 45
"I guess that explains why I can understand you; I must be a parseltongue!"
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Comments (27)
squizzlebee 19
At least it's not because your parents were murdered and the society you're a part of later deemed you the Chosen One to finally defeat the man who killed them. You know, for some perspective...
EvilLittleMan 23
Better than Hairy Squatter.
interesting33 37
well you're not wrong
AtWarWithTheDog 6
I've heard worse workplace nicknames, if it's any consolation x
sdougie001 6
Could have been worse. You could have been nicknamed R.Kelly
Paws_Cat 29
I bet they're hiding your Hogwarts letters, too!
firemuncher 19
lol at least you have something to laugh about how you lock your self in a cupboard
Ferris_Wheel 5
Well, since they started the nickname war you should decide who is Hagrid, Ron, Hermione, etc. Oh, and let's not forget He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. If that doesn't make it weird enough, draw on a scar.