Embarrassing, Stuck and Shopping: I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here - FML

I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here

By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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