Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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cacheson 42
Maybe she has multiple personalities. That's the one that doesn't like you.
thawny_fml 21
Probably the same one that has a different boyfriend.
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Comments (117)
the_real_dvd 21
A lot of jumping to conclusions going on here. How long were they dating for this not to be creepy? Perhaps she wasn't expecting company and was not ready for him to show up unannounced. Maybe her house was a mess, or even her personal grooming. Whatever the case, he wasn't welcome at that moment. I actually know a guy who did this. He thought it would be romantic, and against my strong urgings that he give her a heads up before he traveled hours to see her, he went and did it anyway. It did not go as well as he expected either. Scenarios like this are more romantic in the movies than they are in real life. In real life, people have their regular lives to live and cannot always be prepared for surprise company, no matter how much they would otherwise welcome the person.
The12thPaladin 8
Even still, telling someone to **** off and then slam a door in their face isn't considered a friendly gesture
danihammer 4
We don't even really know for a fact that she said "**** off"... I think OP is paraphrasing as well as exaggerating. That being said, I also think doing this sort of thing is rude as opposed to romantic.
interesting33 37
That really sucks :( It doesn't excuse her behaviour but I think that some people don't like surprises. You want to be able to plan your day and get ready so you look nice and feel good when with your bf.
invadermaythe1st 35
#37 I'm pretty sure she doesn't care about that.
Benpie 22
But... This is from Canada...
misstressV 4
Surprise!!!
thejonac 21
to be very very honest, it seems that you might have been interrupting something, if you know what i mean.
jacksraging 3
Who answers the door in the middle of sex?
nameisname 12
Fallow up please
keskinbu 2
What the f***
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Hopefully she's not your girlfriend anymore. Sorry OP
dontlookback123 7
this needs a follow up. I want to know what you did after that.
poorjudgement 26
I really hope she is your ex now. No matter what, that kind of behaviour is absolutely horrible.