Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Maybe she has multiple personalities. That's the one that doesn't like you.
thawny_fml 21
Probably the same one that has a different boyfriend.
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Comments (117)
ZackKP 11
Well maybe that was not your girlfriend..maybe you had a few beers in your car and..idk just saying..
Goblin182 27
Surprise!
ManicGypsy 22
Are you sure that she's your girlfriend? Is she aware of that? When was your last conversation with her, and did it possibly end with her threatening a restraining order?
Irakli_1 27
Did you mean EX?
ad1836 19
Bitches man
dutchy86 20
I guess we have the same type of relationship... #3... 1. Single 2. couple 3. In a relationship of which she is not a wear of my existence.
cheeeksss 29
"A wear"? Good lord, 29.
dutchy86 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
grammar-nazi
Levvy 22
No. Even a grammar hippie would despair at guessed-at phonetic spelling like that.
mds9986 24
Well I guess you surprised her.
Jowisee 29
How long had you been together? If the relationship wasn't serious to her then you turning up on her doorstep unannounced is quite creepy.
tiger820 20
that's cause she had another dude there, **** her! off with her head! ?
StickyPickles 33
Probably because there was another man at her place. sorry man