Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Maybe she has multiple personalities. That's the one that doesn't like you.
thawny_fml 21
Probably the same one that has a different boyfriend.
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Comments (117)
dragoongirl90 34
Maybe because you hadn't seen her for three weeks?
Richard6036 13
Did you walk in on her taking care of some other guy? Possibly bad timing or maybe she's just no good
CubanMafia 8
She's cheating lol
sutima 23
Not cool to make surprise visits, i would do the same i think.. I hate surprises, one reason why i ******* hate my birthday .
gunnerblaster 21
Pretty sure your relationship with her is over. If it isn't already, I'd advise you probably consider it.
menut48 7
Obviously you don't surprise your gf like that, she probably didn't have any makeup on, had morning breath, and was in her granny panties! -.-
streetvybz 8
did she know she was your gf?
philbatronicus 3
are you sure she's really your girlfriend?