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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Eventually, it's going to have to take a shit and you're just going to have to fish your ring out of it.

I've never heard of that breed. Hope its poops aren't too big and runny. I stick with Labradors.

By  Tripartita  |  44

And so begins the genre bending rom-com/sci-if that ends with cyborg babies and a terrible last name.

"I swear, General Electric 17-Piece Single Serve Rocket blender, it was like she was /handing/ me the ring. I just wish she could see me as more than an appliance…"

"Hey, don't let your mechanical existence deter you. I've heard she's gets pretty intimate with her vibrator, Rabbit Habit Deluxe, so it's not a mech-discrimination thing!"

  OnlyNeko  |  13

I SERiOUSLY ABSOLUTELY LOVE Reading your Comments OmMF-GAWD really tho, absolute HiGHLiGHT of muh Day xoxox Thank You for being YOU!!!
hmm I would honestly be one of those Weirdos that would absolutely ADORE doing nothing BuT listening to you TALK hahaha Forgive me

By  evilplatypus  |  38

Unless you have a custom Roomba, the dirt canister in it is barely two cups. How glorious must your life be that sifting through two cups of dust and hair is enough to destroy your day?
YDI crybaby