Must be jealous.

Take that bitch apart.

Eventually, it's going to have to take a shit and you're just going to have to fish your ring out of it. I've never heard of that breed. Hope its poops aren't too big and runny. I stick with Labradors.

And so begins the genre bending rom-com/sci-if that ends with cyborg babies and a terrible last name. "I swear, General Electric 17-Piece Single Serve Rocket blender, it was like she was /handing/ me the ring. I just wish she could see me as more than an appliance…" "Hey, don't let your mechanical existence deter you. I've heard she's gets pretty intimate with her vibrator, Rabbit Habit Deluxe, so it's not a mech-discrimination thing!"

#FirstWorldProblems

Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life

Just open it?

Unless you have a custom Roomba, the dirt canister in it is barely two cups. How glorious must your life be that sifting through two cups of dust and hair is enough to destroy your day? YDI crybaby

... and then you opened up the Roomba and rinsed the dust off your hands and ring.

We'll always be together However far it seems We'll always be together Together in Electric Dreams