By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24

just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Well hope she believes you when you explain it to her! But I got an idea for you! next time you role play, she can be the alligator and you can be the alligator hunter, or something like that!

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Jesus dude, I've heard of people doing crazy shit in their sleep, but God damn.

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foxwasalamb 24

my ex-boyfriend did something similar. if anybody woke him up, he would instantly go to survival mode and almost break their neck. he almost did it to both me and my dog a few times. it was kinda scary

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Queen_bee1234 21

They see me rollin' they hatin'. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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RedPillSucks 31

Does she have really dry/cracked skin?

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BFons 19

Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?

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ironhead_fml 20

Gotta quit watching the late night Discovery channel.

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sincerelystc 10

Lmao. Wow, my boyfriend did the same to me. He had a dream I was flirting with lil Wayne, so he started fighting with him in his dream. I woke up to him choking me. But he quickly woke up when he did it. Lol. I didn't get angry, I knew he wouldn't put his hands on me like that ever.

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dabomb0513 10

It's not cool to make sht up like this.

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allisurd 17

That would be a terribly disorienting way to wake up. I'm sure if you explain to her you thought she was an alligator, she'd totally understand.

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